Opening the batting in a festival this week, fairly tall left arm over bowler...
I bat out of my crease, and I had come a couple of paces down the track. It has pitched way outside leg, probably hit me outside, and as it hit me above the pad, it was high too. I was preparing or whatever for the next ball, when I heard celebration... I looked up, and saw the umpire's finger.
I was furious, so copied the LBW section from Tom Smith's onto a piece of paper and when we shook hands at the end I slipped the paper in his hand. (No Swearing Please)...