"seatbelts on lads, this guy can't drive!"
"he's batting like a polo, all edge no middle!!"
"golf clubs that way!"
"he couldnt cut butter!
i got owned once when sledging, i was at first slip when this guy played and missed at about 10 balls in a few overs. i shout out 'come on then gaz (the bowler) keep asking the question......... cos he's got no answer!!
he went on to make a ton. i went out to bat he goes "he's talked the talk lets see him walk the walk! i hope he can bat fellas!" i got out for a 3rd ball duck.....