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Re: Banter!
« Reply #30 on: June 08, 2010, 11:22:35 AM »

yeah there was chicken everywhere haha! chicken wraps, chicken rolls, pasta with chicken! the lot!

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Re: Banter!
« Reply #31 on: June 08, 2010, 04:24:34 PM »

'seat belt in boys this boy don't know how to drive'
'we got this boy fishing without no bait'
haha captain always shouts those remember the look on one umpires face when my captain said that thought he was gonna blow!
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Re: Banter!
« Reply #32 on: August 09, 2010, 11:35:51 AM »

got told a good one yesterday. a friend was talking about when he was 'rapid' (probably a good 20 years ago)
he was taking an aussie to pieces one saturday afternoon. the guy couldnt get bat on ball to save his life.
playing and missing, late shots and giving banter even though he was in marks pocket (aussies are all the same)
Mark walks down (holding ball up in his hand) and says 'its red, its round and its got a seam on it'!
turns back to his run up, digs in a short one.... The aussie rocks back and launches him three fields into a large oak tree. A huge branch falls followed by the ball. aussie walks down the wicket, pats it down and says
'thanks for the tip maaate'
hahaha maybe had to be there but that just had me in stitches!!! 
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Re: Banter!
« Reply #33 on: August 09, 2010, 12:00:30 PM »

Thats stolen from a test match sledge
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Re: Banter!
« Reply #34 on: August 09, 2010, 12:02:08 PM »

Thats stolen from a test match sledge
Yeah, Viv Richards i think - 'You know what it looks like, now go fetch it' or some such...
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Re: Banter!
« Reply #35 on: August 09, 2010, 12:11:09 PM »

thought it was ricky p and s pollock
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Re: Banter!
« Reply #36 on: August 09, 2010, 12:18:42 PM »

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Re: Banter!
« Reply #37 on: August 09, 2010, 12:22:44 PM »

It's was Richards for somerset against Glamorgan at Taunton
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Re: Banter!
« Reply #38 on: August 09, 2010, 12:28:41 PM »

you just dont sledge viv
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Re: Banter!
« Reply #39 on: August 09, 2010, 12:36:06 PM »

Gutted I'd not heard that before Saturday and was creased up laughing.
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Re: Banter!
« Reply #40 on: August 09, 2010, 12:40:07 PM »

I remember the McGrath sarwan incident. McGrath to sarwan "what does Brian laras cock taste like?"
Sarwans response..."don't know, ask your wife!!"
Sarwan didn't know mrs McGrath was in a bad way and I've never seen Glenn bowl as quick!! That's a bad sledge!!
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Re: Banter!
« Reply #41 on: August 09, 2010, 12:51:24 PM »

I remember the McGrath sarwan incident. McGrath to sarwan "what does Brian laras cock taste like?"
Sarwans response..."don't know, ask your wife!!"
Sarwan didn't know mrs McGrath was in a bad way and I've never seen Glenn bowl as quick!! That's a bad sledge!!

i believe mcgraths reply was something along the lines of "im going to rip your (No Swearing Please) throat out" was it mcgrath involved with eddo brandes when the bowler said "why are you so (No Swearing Please) fat" and the reply was "cos every time i (No Swearing Please) your wife she gives me a biscuit!"
banter is fun :)
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Re: Banter!
« Reply #42 on: August 09, 2010, 01:00:32 PM »

That was mgrath as the same words were said between mgrath and key
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Re: Banter!
« Reply #43 on: August 09, 2010, 01:18:25 PM »

Funny stuff! I love sledging.
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Re: Banter!
« Reply #44 on: August 09, 2010, 06:26:18 PM »

Heard a good 1 at the weekend... "this lads like JLS - he's only got one shot"
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