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Title: Fattus goes to Lord's
Post by: Buzz on July 26, 2013, 08:18:23 AM: Yesterday evening Fattus Cattus and I took a little trip to Lord's to watch Surrey absolutely destroy Middlesex. (No it wasn't even close!!) COME ON THE RAY!!

When I got home, I found that this had been posted on Twitter....
(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac151/buzzrockport/utf-8BMTM3NDc4MzUxNTg1Ni5qcGc_zps98a717e4.jpg) (http://s895.photobucket.com/user/buzzrockport/media/utf-8BMTM3NDc4MzUxNTg1Ni5qcGc_zps98a717e4.jpg.html)

Ahead of Mr Cattus' write up (which may only come around 10:30 this evening when he has had some help to stop his writers block) please try to spot the two of us in the above photo...!!

I can't believe no-one has found us, I mean really...
Needle in a haystack...

(http://i895.photobucket.com/albums/ac151/buzzrockport/Lords2_zps7c54d258.jpg) (http://s895.photobucket.com/user/buzzrockport/media/Lords2_zps7c54d258.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
Post by: Giraffe208 on July 26, 2013, 08:21:30 AM: Desperately searching for a beanie wearer!
Title: Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
Post by: FattusCattus on July 26, 2013, 08:52:23 AM: Give me a break Buzzard, I've only just got out of the holding -cell!

Thanks for doing your vanishing act when the trannies turned up - I had to pay for the Limo and the 'ladies' :(

Christ on a bike! - what a night that was,.................more later
Title: Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
Post by: Buzz on July 26, 2013, 09:10:49 AM: Mrs Buzz was asking me a load of questions about the strip club - not ideal!! :(
Glad you got let out. I phoned my lawyers for you at about 3am, they were delighted to take the call.

I needed some evidence it was a legitimate evening out :o
Title: Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
Post by: Giraffe208 on July 26, 2013, 09:12:14 AM: Quote from: FattusCattus on July 26, 2013, 08:52:23 AM

Thanks for doing your vanishing act when the trannies turned up - I had to pay for the Limo and the 'ladies' :(

Sounds like a pretty smart exit to me!
Title: Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
Post by: FattusCattus on July 26, 2013, 10:06:47 AM: You didn't see the trannies!!!!!!!!!!! Marge 'n Tina - beauty, boobs, brains, and a working knowledge of the off-side rule.

Missed a trick there Buzzby............literally.
Title: Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
Post by: charlie15 on July 26, 2013, 11:34:01 AM: This will be epic!
Title: Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
Post by: FattusCattus on July 26, 2013, 03:22:11 PM: Here's where the trouble started!!

(http://i44.tinypic.com/2e4b6tc.jpg)
Title: Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
Post by: FattusCattus on July 26, 2013, 03:49:39 PM: These men were seen cavorting about on Waterloo Station earlier in the evening, before being moved on by British Transport Police - their identities have been concealed to protect the innocent.

(http://i41.tinypic.com/2mplvk5.jpg)
Title: Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
Post by: Blazer on July 26, 2013, 03:51:55 PM: Sounds like the storyline of a hangover movie !
Title: Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
Post by: charlie15 on July 29, 2013, 11:13:18 AM: I am slightly disappointed by the lack of reporting here. I know we are waiting for a piece of literary genius, but surely Fattus you have overcome your writers block by now!
Title: Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
Post by: Buzz on July 29, 2013, 11:28:44 AM: I think he has been dealing with various court hearings off the back of this as he wasn't as quick to scarper as I was... the Legal fees I have so far received have been extortionate, so it must be bad... :o
Title: Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
Post by: Number4 on July 29, 2013, 11:34:17 AM: Quote from: FattusCattus on July 26, 2013, 03:49:39 PM
These men were seen cavorting about on Waterloo Station earlier in the evening, before being moved on by British Transport Police - their identities have been concealed to protect the innocent.

([url]http://i41.tinypic.com/2mplvk5.jpg[/url])

Are you sure these pair of trouble makers aren't twins?... One has just shaved his head to disguise his true identity :D
Title: Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
Post by: FattusCattus on July 29, 2013, 11:42:04 AM: Be patient Charlston - I haven't been home much since the incident, due to the media feeding-frenzy.
Title: Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
Post by: Buzz on July 29, 2013, 11:50:40 AM: Fattus - you have been involved in another feeding frenzy?

what cakes were involved?
Title: Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
Post by: charlie15 on July 29, 2013, 12:26:57 PM: Quote from: Buzz on July 29, 2013, 11:50:40 AM
Fattus - you have been involved in another feeding frenzy?

what cakes were involved?

Battenbergs surely!
Title: Re: Fattus goes to Lord's
Post by: Giraffe208 on July 29, 2013, 06:28:25 PM: My money is on a victoria sponge and lemon drizzle!