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Title: Can anyone shed any light??
Post by: Australian fast bowler on September 04, 2016, 05:51:17 AM
Hi Forum,

being based in Aus, i miss a lot of posts on the forum due to time difference.
Can anyone shed some light on Stretton fox, have owned a set for a few years and sent off an email about 5 days ago looking for some new straps for no response.

I'm assuming they are still producing?

Cheers

Title: Re: Can anyone shed any light??
Post by: GoodLeave on September 04, 2016, 06:35:13 AM
@StrettonFox Sports

George, can you help this chap out?
Title: Re: Can anyone shed any light??
Post by: Buzz on September 04, 2016, 06:38:02 AM
George is on honeymoon... Give the guy a little time
Title: Re: Can anyone shed any light??
Post by: GoodLeave on September 04, 2016, 07:30:35 AM
Oops.

Thanks Buzz.
Title: Re: Can anyone shed any light??
Post by: Australian fast bowler on September 04, 2016, 08:43:43 AM
George is on honeymoon... Give the guy a little time

Thanks Buzz, was unaware. Thanks for letting me know
Title: Re: Can anyone shed any light??
Post by: The Doctor on September 08, 2016, 11:32:48 AM
George is on honeymoon... Give the guy a little time

That's no excuse - what else will he be doing????
Title: Re: Can anyone shed any light??
Post by: WalkingWicket37 on September 08, 2016, 11:55:07 AM
That's no excuse - what else will he be doing????

His new wife...  ;)
Title: Re: Can anyone shed any light??
Post by: Calzehbhoy on September 08, 2016, 11:59:42 AM
His new wife...  ;)

You're supposed to do that on honeymoon? What do you do for the rest of a marriage?
Title: Re: Can anyone shed any light??
Post by: WalkingWicket37 on September 08, 2016, 12:01:55 PM
You're supposed to do that on honeymoon? What do you do for the rest of a marriage?

Argue when you're in each other's company and pretend you work all hours to avoid this, so I've been told...

What with everything I've been told by my work colleagues and teammates I've been sufficiently dissuaded myself
Title: Re: Can anyone shed any light??
Post by: FattusCattus on September 08, 2016, 12:31:40 PM
What do you do for the rest of a marriage?

Make banal small-talk with her mother

Feign an interest in soft furnishings

Learn ever more furtive and exotic ways of pleasuring yourself

Work out how the f*ck you are supposed to afford everything

Come up with excuses to not go on holiday with her sister's family

Spend considerably more time in the under-stairs cupboard

Sleeping in the car after a night out with 'The Lads'

Looking interested during episodes of 'Sex and the City'

Pondering the benefits of voluntary euthanasia
Title: Re: Can anyone shed any light??
Post by: ppccopener on September 08, 2016, 12:35:58 PM
Make banal small-talk with her mother

Feign an interest in soft furnishings

Learn ever more furtive and exotic ways of pleasuring yourself

Work out how the f*ck you are supposed to afford everything

Come up with excuses to not go on holiday with her sister's family

Spend considerably more time in the under-stairs cupboard

Sleeping in the car after a night out with 'The Lads'

Looking interested during episodes of 'Sex and the City'

Pondering the benefits of voluntary euthanasia

legendary
Title: Re: Can anyone shed any light??
Post by: Calzehbhoy on September 08, 2016, 12:38:44 PM
Make banal small-talk with her mother

Feign an interest in soft furnishings

Learn ever more furtive and exotic ways of pleasuring yourself

Work out how the f*ck you are supposed to afford everything

Come up with excuses to not go on holiday with her sister's family

Spend considerably more time in the under-stairs cupboard

Sleeping in the car after a night out with 'The Lads'

Looking interested during episodes of 'Sex and the City'

Pondering the benefits of voluntary euthanasia

Am already up to step 4 in this process and we're married less than a year, this this standard or am I above average in this regard.... Thanks for the enlightenment @FattusCattus I shall get my holiday excuses rehearsed!
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Post by: FattusCattus on September 08, 2016, 12:59:29 PM
Which means you are admitting to Step 3?
Title: Re: Can anyone shed any light??
Post by: Calzehbhoy on September 08, 2016, 01:00:38 PM
Which means you are admitting to Step 3?

Isn't that secretly the reason we all buy a grip cone?
Title: Re: Can anyone shed any light??
Post by: jamielsn15 on September 08, 2016, 01:01:35 PM
Make banal small-talk with her mother

Feign an interest in soft furnishings

Learn ever more furtive and exotic ways of pleasuring yourself

Work out how the f*ck you are supposed to afford everything

Come up with excuses to not go on holiday with her sister's family

Spend considerably more time in the under-stairs cupboard

Sleeping in the car after a night out with 'The Lads'

Looking interested during episodes of 'Sex and the City'

Pondering the benefits of voluntary euthanasia

You forgot to mention the ever decreasing feeling that you need to a) pretend and b) vocalise your warmth towards the in laws or her family in general...
Title: Re: Can anyone shed any light??
Post by: WalkingWicket37 on September 08, 2016, 01:03:31 PM
Isn't that secretly the reason we all buy a grip cone?

That explains the bloke in the sports shop always gives you a knowing grin when you pay that and a tub of bat wax...
Title: Re: Can anyone shed any light??
Post by: GoodLeave on September 08, 2016, 02:06:07 PM
"Can I borrow your grip cone John"

"I don't have one"

"I've just seen it in your bag"

"I. Don't. Have. One"
Title: Re: Can anyone shed any light??
Post by: Biggie Smalls on July 14, 2017, 04:32:44 PM
I can't believe i never saw this thread when it was fresh . This should go in a 'cbf thread hall of fame' .
Title: Re: Can anyone shed any light??
Post by: KW9221 on July 14, 2017, 06:54:52 PM
That explains the bloke in the sports shop always gives you a knowing grin when you pay that and a tub of bat wax...
Haha best thread ever! I can't stop laughing..
Title: Re: Can anyone shed any light??
Post by: Tailendfielder on July 14, 2017, 07:03:24 PM
Ive always wonder about a rolled up grip