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[Australian fast bowler]

Hi Forum,

being based in Aus, i miss a lot of posts on the forum due to time difference.
Can anyone shed some light on Stretton fox, have owned a set for a few years and sent off an email about 5 days ago looking for some new straps for no response.

I'm assuming they are still producing?

Cheers

[GoodLeave]

@StrettonFox Sports

George, can you help this chap out?

[Buzz]

George is on honeymoon... Give the guy a little time

[GoodLeave]

Oops.

Thanks Buzz.

[Australian fast bowler]

George is on honeymoon... Give the guy a little time

Thanks Buzz, was unaware. Thanks for letting me know

[The Doctor]

George is on honeymoon... Give the guy a little time

That's no excuse - what else will he be doing?

[WalkingWicket37]

That's no excuse - what else will he be doing?

His new wife... 

[Calzehbhoy]

His new wife... 

You're supposed to do that on honeymoon? What do you do for the rest of a marriage?

[WalkingWicket37]

You're supposed to do that on honeymoon? What do you do for the rest of a marriage?

Argue when you're in each other's company and pretend you work all hours to avoid this, so I've been told...

What with everything I've been told by my work colleagues and teammates I've been sufficiently dissuaded myself

[FattusCattus]

What do you do for the rest of a marriage?

Make banal small-talk with her mother

Feign an interest in soft furnishings

Learn ever more furtive and exotic ways of pleasuring yourself

Work out how the f*ck you are supposed to afford everything

Come up with excuses to not go on holiday with her sister's family

Spend considerably more time in the under-stairs cupboard

Sleeping in the car after a night out with 'The Lads'

Looking interested during episodes of 'Sex and the City'

Pondering the benefits of voluntary euthanasia

[ppccopener]

Make banal small-talk with her mother

Feign an interest in soft furnishings

Learn ever more furtive and exotic ways of pleasuring yourself

Work out how the f*ck you are supposed to afford everything

Come up with excuses to not go on holiday with her sister's family

Spend considerably more time in the under-stairs cupboard

Sleeping in the car after a night out with 'The Lads'

Looking interested during episodes of 'Sex and the City'

Pondering the benefits of voluntary euthanasia

legendary

[Calzehbhoy]

Make banal small-talk with her mother

Feign an interest in soft furnishings

Learn ever more furtive and exotic ways of pleasuring yourself

Work out how the f*ck you are supposed to afford everything

Come up with excuses to not go on holiday with her sister's family

Spend considerably more time in the under-stairs cupboard

Sleeping in the car after a night out with 'The Lads'

Looking interested during episodes of 'Sex and the City'

Pondering the benefits of voluntary euthanasia

Am already up to step 4 in this process and we're married less than a year, this this standard or am I above average in this regard.... Thanks for the enlightenment @FattusCattus I shall get my holiday excuses rehearsed!

[FattusCattus]

Which means you are admitting to Step 3?

[Calzehbhoy]

Which means you are admitting to Step 3?

Isn't that secretly the reason we all buy a grip cone?

[jamielsn15]

Make banal small-talk with her mother

Feign an interest in soft furnishings

Learn ever more furtive and exotic ways of pleasuring yourself

Work out how the f*ck you are supposed to afford everything

Come up with excuses to not go on holiday with her sister's family

Spend considerably more time in the under-stairs cupboard

Sleeping in the car after a night out with 'The Lads'

Looking interested during episodes of 'Sex and the City'

Pondering the benefits of voluntary euthanasia

You forgot to mention the ever decreasing feeling that you need to a) pretend and b) vocalise your warmth towards the in laws or her family in general...