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Title: XI's
Post by: FattusCattus on May 04, 2022, 11:36:05 AM

Just for fun again, I remember pro's of the past talking about making up teams based on a subject - Fat XI, Crap XI, Baby-faced XI, Rabbits XI, Fearsome Overseas Xi etc, so I thought we might like to make up a few on here.

My first attempt is a double barrelled or hyphenated XI. As always, I've had to bend the rules a little, so I'm happy to drop a few of the dodgier ones from the starting line-up   :D

Bell-Drummond
De Caires
D'Oliveira
van der Merwe
de Grandhomme
Patterson-White
Roland-Jones
Hannon-Dalby
van der Gugten
de Lange
van Buuren
Title: Re: XI's
Post by: Jimbo on May 04, 2022, 02:10:57 PM
Nathan Coulter-Nile could replace de Lange.

Fynn Hudson-Prentice at Sussex to replace de Grandhomme.


Title: Re: XI's
Post by: FattusCattus on May 04, 2022, 03:21:31 PM
Niiiiice!!!  Excellent work Jimothy!

Bell-Drummond
De Caires
D'Oliveira
van der Merwe
Hudson-Prentice
Patterson-White
Roland-Jones
Hannon-Dalby
van der Gugten
Coulter-Nile
van Buuren
Title: Re: XI's
Post by: Buzz on May 04, 2022, 05:24:57 PM
I feel there needs to be a urm "specialist slip" XI.

You know, a well furnashed XI

Perhaps
Arjuna Ranatunga
Rakhim Cornwall
WG
Sammit Patel
David Sales
Mark Cosgrove

Any candidates to be added in?
Title: Re: XI's
Post by: Jimbo on May 04, 2022, 05:36:08 PM
I feel there needs to be a urm "specialist slip" XI.

You know, a well furnashed XI

Perhaps
Arjuna Ranatunga
Rakhim Cornwall
WG
Sammit Patel
David Sales
Mark Cosgrove

Any candidates to be added in?

This XI will never be complete without Bermuda legend Dwayne Leverock.
Title: Re: XI's
Post by: Bats_Entertainment on May 04, 2022, 05:37:12 PM
Colin Milburn: once described by John Arlott as "a man who looked like he'd had his body poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'".
Title: Re: XI's
Post by: Buzz on May 04, 2022, 06:06:40 PM
Great work.
Is it shameful to want to add Merv to this list?
Title: Re: XI's
Post by: six and out on May 04, 2022, 06:25:22 PM
Surely Inzi gets in that XI??
Title: Re: XI's
Post by: jonny77 on May 04, 2022, 07:44:15 PM
David Boon had some heft too
Title: Re: XI's
Post by: KettonJake on May 04, 2022, 07:55:55 PM
Richard Levi is/was a big old boy.
Title: Re: XI's
Post by: KettonJake on May 04, 2022, 07:58:04 PM
The one and only Paul Stirling.

Yes biggun

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Title: Re: XI's
Post by: Buzz on May 04, 2022, 09:47:10 PM
Surely Inzi gets in that XI??

I can't believe he wasn't the first name on the team sheet.
I will go and spend some time on the naughty step.
Title: Re: XI's
Post by: blindowl on May 05, 2022, 12:36:13 AM
Gatting?
Title: Re: XI's
Post by: FattusCattus on May 05, 2022, 08:10:12 AM
Crickey - we've nearly got a squad for this one.

Add in Colin Cowdrey, Late career Botham and mid career Key, and you're there!
Title: Re: XI's
Post by: Alvaro on May 05, 2022, 01:58:53 PM
Most recent Crap XI

Lees
Crawley
Root
Lawrence
Stokes
Bairstow
Foakes
Overton
Woakes
Leach
Mahmood
Title: Re: XI's
Post by: golders on May 05, 2022, 02:18:37 PM
Most recent Crap XI

Lees
Crawley
Root
Lawrence
Stokes
Bairstow
Foakes
Overton
Woakes
Leach
Mahmood

Crikey, that really is a crap side lol
Title: Re: XI's
Post by: Jimbo on May 05, 2022, 02:49:34 PM
Cult heroes XI?

1
2
3
4
5
6 Darren Stevens
7 Devon Malcolm
8 Ryan Sidebottom
9 Jack Leach
10 Chris Martin
11 Monty Panesar

Struggling for batting on this one a little...
Title: Re: XI's
Post by: Manormanic on May 05, 2022, 04:07:05 PM
I feel there needs to be a urm "specialist slip" XI.

You know, a well furnashed XI

Perhaps
Arjuna Ranatunga
Rakhim Cornwall
WG
Sammit Patel
David Sales
Mark Cosgrove

Any candidates to be added in?

I can't believe that you have not found space for Flat Jack Simmons. A man so hungry, he routinely asked his rides to drop him half a mile from home so that he could manage fish and chips before dinner!
Title: Re: XI's
Post by: Buzz on May 05, 2022, 05:03:17 PM
Cult heroes XI?

1
2
3
4
5
6 Darren Stevens
7 Devon Malcolm
8 Ryan Sidebottom
9 Jack Leach
10 Chris Martin
11 Monty Panesar

Struggling for batting on this one a little...

Mal Loye, James Hildreth, Ali Brown,
Chris Read would be keeper, or Jack Russell
Title: Re: XI's
Post by: More Glue Than Wood on May 05, 2022, 05:31:32 PM
Cult heroes XI?

1
2
3
4
5
6 Darren Stevens
7 Devon Malcolm
8 Ryan Sidebottom
9 Jack Leach
10 Chris Martin
11 Monty Panesar

Struggling for batting on this one a little...

opener - Mark Richardson (NZ) mostly for the sprinting comp at the end of every test series  :D :D
Title: Re: XI's
Post by: Batoff on May 06, 2022, 12:41:28 PM
Cult heroes XI?

1
2
3
4
5
6 Darren Stevens
7 Devon Malcolm
8 Ryan Sidebottom
9 Jack Leach
10 Chris Martin
11 Monty Panesar

Struggling for batting on this one a little...

12th Man: Gary Pratt
Title: Re: XI's
Post by: stamper on May 06, 2022, 01:08:10 PM
David Warner?


Oh sorry, my mistake, you said cult......
Title: Re: XI's
Post by: brokenbat on May 06, 2022, 02:33:13 PM
David Warner?


Oh sorry, my mistake, you said cult......

LOL
Title: Re: XI's
Post by: joeljonno on May 13, 2022, 12:43:39 PM
Crickey - we've nearly got a squad for this one.

Add in Colin Cowdrey, Late career Botham and mid career Key, and you're there!

Ramesh Powar had a bit of bulk to him too.
Title: Re: XI's
Post by: joeljonno on May 13, 2022, 12:51:44 PM
Having the same initial for first and last name?

Colin Cowdrey, Ritchie Richardson, Steve Smith...