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General Cricket => World Cricket => England => Topic started by: FattusCattus on May 04, 2022, 11:36:05 AM
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Just for fun again, I remember pro's of the past talking about making up teams based on a subject - Fat XI, Crap XI, Baby-faced XI, Rabbits XI, Fearsome Overseas Xi etc, so I thought we might like to make up a few on here.
My first attempt is a double barrelled or hyphenated XI. As always, I've had to bend the rules a little, so I'm happy to drop a few of the dodgier ones from the starting line-up :D
Bell-Drummond
De Caires
D'Oliveira
van der Merwe
de Grandhomme
Patterson-White
Roland-Jones
Hannon-Dalby
van der Gugten
de Lange
van Buuren
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Nathan Coulter-Nile could replace de Lange.
Fynn Hudson-Prentice at Sussex to replace de Grandhomme.
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Niiiiice!!! Excellent work Jimothy!
Bell-Drummond
De Caires
D'Oliveira
van der Merwe
Hudson-Prentice
Patterson-White
Roland-Jones
Hannon-Dalby
van der Gugten
Coulter-Nile
van Buuren
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I feel there needs to be a urm "specialist slip" XI.
You know, a well furnashed XI
Perhaps
Arjuna Ranatunga
Rakhim Cornwall
WG
Sammit Patel
David Sales
Mark Cosgrove
Any candidates to be added in?
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I feel there needs to be a urm "specialist slip" XI.
You know, a well furnashed XI
Perhaps
Arjuna Ranatunga
Rakhim Cornwall
WG
Sammit Patel
David Sales
Mark Cosgrove
Any candidates to be added in?
This XI will never be complete without Bermuda legend Dwayne Leverock.
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Colin Milburn: once described by John Arlott as "a man who looked like he'd had his body poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'".
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Great work.
Is it shameful to want to add Merv to this list?
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Surely Inzi gets in that XI??
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David Boon had some heft too
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Richard Levi is/was a big old boy.
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The one and only Paul Stirling.
Yes biggun
(https://www.insidesport.in/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/WhatsApp-Image-2022-02-25-at-5.30.58-PM.jpeg)
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Surely Inzi gets in that XI??
I can't believe he wasn't the first name on the team sheet.
I will go and spend some time on the naughty step.
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Gatting?
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Crickey - we've nearly got a squad for this one.
Add in Colin Cowdrey, Late career Botham and mid career Key, and you're there!
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Most recent Crap XI
Lees
Crawley
Root
Lawrence
Stokes
Bairstow
Foakes
Overton
Woakes
Leach
Mahmood
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Most recent Crap XI
Lees
Crawley
Root
Lawrence
Stokes
Bairstow
Foakes
Overton
Woakes
Leach
Mahmood
Crikey, that really is a crap side lol
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Cult heroes XI?
1
2
3
4
5
6 Darren Stevens
7 Devon Malcolm
8 Ryan Sidebottom
9 Jack Leach
10 Chris Martin
11 Monty Panesar
Struggling for batting on this one a little...
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I feel there needs to be a urm "specialist slip" XI.
You know, a well furnashed XI
Perhaps
Arjuna Ranatunga
Rakhim Cornwall
WG
Sammit Patel
David Sales
Mark Cosgrove
Any candidates to be added in?
I can't believe that you have not found space for Flat Jack Simmons. A man so hungry, he routinely asked his rides to drop him half a mile from home so that he could manage fish and chips before dinner!
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Cult heroes XI?
1
2
3
4
5
6 Darren Stevens
7 Devon Malcolm
8 Ryan Sidebottom
9 Jack Leach
10 Chris Martin
11 Monty Panesar
Struggling for batting on this one a little...
Mal Loye, James Hildreth, Ali Brown,
Chris Read would be keeper, or Jack Russell
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Cult heroes XI?
1
2
3
4
5
6 Darren Stevens
7 Devon Malcolm
8 Ryan Sidebottom
9 Jack Leach
10 Chris Martin
11 Monty Panesar
Struggling for batting on this one a little...
opener - Mark Richardson (NZ) mostly for the sprinting comp at the end of every test series :D :D
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Cult heroes XI?
1
2
3
4
5
6 Darren Stevens
7 Devon Malcolm
8 Ryan Sidebottom
9 Jack Leach
10 Chris Martin
11 Monty Panesar
Struggling for batting on this one a little...
12th Man: Gary Pratt
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David Warner?
Oh sorry, my mistake, you said cult......
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David Warner?
Oh sorry, my mistake, you said cult......
LOL
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Crickey - we've nearly got a squad for this one.
Add in Colin Cowdrey, Late career Botham and mid career Key, and you're there!
Ramesh Powar had a bit of bulk to him too.
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Having the same initial for first and last name?
Colin Cowdrey, Ritchie Richardson, Steve Smith...