Ah, I got your attention with that eh? And you know what, it's actually true. Recognise this fella?
OK OK, full disclosure. First up, he's my brother, which did make the marketing and sales process somewhat smoother than it might otherwise have been Secondly, he's the captain of Mexico, where the competition for places is not as fierce as in the traditional cricket nations. But hey, for a first sale I'll take it gladly. Best of all, he paid in pounds, not pesos. Here's what he got for his money:
Much better piece of willow this time, Grade 2 due to some imperfections on the back, but beautiful on the face.
The bat weighed in at 2lb 11oz. Fairly traditional profile, nice long middle. I'm happy with it, best one I've made so far by some distance.
And finally, here's the boy himself, with his team of Aztecs at the South American Championships in Chile, October 2015: