I love your posts Jon. They keep me going day to day
Just say it like I see it, rather than saying what the voices in my head tell me to say.
To me that is a bit like the kid in the park who, when upset by something, makes a big deal of picking his football up and storming home. When I look at the goodbye post above, all I see typed is 'lookatmeyouwantmetostayreallyhowwilltheforumsurvivewithoutme'.
Typical and justified response which I find humourous:
Careful the door doesn't hit your (No Swearing Please) on the way out.
Edit: The only way something similar can be more pathetic/funny is when the thread/post is followed up by a pm/email to the mods asking that their account be deleted.