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Kaz092

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Best Sledges that you have heard or used !!!!!!!!
« on: April 22, 2011, 12:06:45 AM »
Hey guys got quite a few tough games coming up firmiliar oposition, just wandering if you guys have heard anything new on the field of play
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Re: Best Sledges that you have heard or used !!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2011, 12:10:50 AM »
I have so many, it is late now but will post some tomorrow.
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Re: Best Sledges that you have heard or used !!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2011, 12:15:15 AM »
Quote from: Colesy on April 22, 2011, 12:10:50 AM
I have so many, it is late now but will post some tomorrow.

Looking forward to it mate
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Re: Best Sledges that you have heard or used !!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2011, 01:33:46 AM »
This isn't the best but it made me chuckle because of how bad it was.

"Harry Potter's got a new wand and he doesn't know how to use it."

Just Terrible.
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Re: Best Sledges that you have heard or used !!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2011, 05:19:20 AM »
I'm not gonna take credit for this one as it came from the mouth of one of our younger players (14) during a Sunday game but had us all in stitches

Opening batsman at the crease and had just been looking to heave one of our opening bowlers and failing to make contact with the first 4 balls of this particular over when all goes quiet.........."he's had more misses than Henry the eighth!!!"

We all fell about laughing.

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Re: Best Sledges that you have heard or used !!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2011, 07:07:07 AM »
thats a good one^^^ i allways like

fella there is some (No Swearing Please) on end of your bat. they turn there bat upside down n look at toe and u shout no mate the other end...
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Re: Best Sledges that you have heard or used !!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2011, 07:40:42 AM »
I've always liked

Hey muppet the instructions are on the back
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Re: Best Sledges that you have heard or used !!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2011, 07:46:02 AM »
For those that only have one shot...

"Come on boys, let's get rid of Paulo!"
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Re: Best Sledges that you have heard or used !!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2011, 08:17:56 AM »
I was batting last season,and I let a few go to the keeper outside offstump. Keeper shouted "good length, good length"- 1st slip shouted..."his mrs doesnt think so!"

Had me in stitches :)
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Re: Best Sledges that you have heard or used !!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2011, 08:19:26 AM »
"this lads like JLS, he's only got one shot"
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Re: Best Sledges that you have heard or used !!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2011, 08:23:15 AM »
I bat in my glasses so the inevitable 'let's get him put so he can get back to quidditch' or 'I didnt know Harry Potter played cricket' came out in junior cricket.

The fielders were the ones that got annoyed because I just laughed and shrugged my shoulders
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« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2011, 08:31:08 AM »
i tend to find sledging my own team is better than the other team
there are that many jokes flying round between are own team hard to direct it at the oppersition
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Re: Best Sledges that you have heard or used !!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2011, 08:38:44 AM »
I agree with simmy, I tend to complement the opposition if they do something as I would rather make friends than enemys and have a beer with them after. The only pi55 take/sledging is to my team mates. I do however get aggressive if they don't walk or are mouthy first...
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Re: Best Sledges that you have heard or used !!!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2011, 08:40:22 AM »
inter-team banter > sledging
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Re: Best Sledges that you have heard or used !!!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2011, 08:41:36 AM »
Quote from: Simmy on April 22, 2011, 08:31:08 AM
i tend to find sledging my own team is better than the other team
there are that many jokes flying round between are own team hard to direct it at the oppersition
Yeah, I have a bit of banter with my own lot ahead of the opposition! If they kick off though, I have a go back!
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