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[jamespaxton]

i hate those stupid one line sledges that everyones heard before i.e 'more leaves than a tree'.
prefer something more original and witty

[mattcoll12491]

I agree with simmy, I tend to complement the opposition if they do something as I would rather make friends than enemys and have a beer with them after. The only pi55 take/sledging is to my team mates. I do however get aggressive if they don't walk or are mouthy first...

Yeah I don't tend to sledge at all, mainly because someone always get in there before me and because I don't have the talent to back the sledging up 

[procricket]

Love it when they give you some after scoring big runs best one was our old pro who had bashed a brutal 100..

One lad who has not scored a run in his life turned to him and said...

"I hope you do not teach the kids that".....

[Burdy]

I think i actually got done with the best one i heard.
Batting was Frank Griffith, he just came into bat, and spend too long padding down some non existing holes in the pitch with his bat.
Me '' Hey Frank, want me to call out your groundsman to sort out the strip as your past your sell by date and we dont want any excuses''
Frank '' How about you lay down and i roll you along the wicket you fat git''

Even made me chuckle

[Ryan]

I think i actually got done with the best one i heard.
Batting was Frank Griffith, he just came into bat, and spend too long padding down some non existing holes in the pitch with his bat.
Me '' Hey Frank, want me to call out your groundsman to sort out the strip as your past your sell by date and we dont want any excuses''
Frank '' How about you lay down and i roll you along the wicket you fat git''

Even made me chuckle

HAHAHAHAHAHA quality 

[Ryan]

"this lads like JLS, he's only got one shot"

also like this one very much 

[Ryan]

our standard ones tend to be...

(a guy that looks like a batter but isnt) - ALL THE GEAR, NO IDEA! - i get this one all the time 
(after a few swing n miss) - IN FOR A GOOD TIME, NOT A LONG TIME!

[roco]

Inter team banter is fun we all have animal nick names so gets teams guessing as some actions are performed

[procricket]

wookie by any chance

[roco]

Not far off gorilla or rilla roo because of my name

[procricket]

I could think of some better ones with a name like that

[Simmy]

i personaly like i think ur bats made out of MDF

[roco]

Yes but families come to watch and stems from gorilla

[Colesy]

As much as I like being 'vocal' on a cricket pitch, I'll never say anything directly to the opposition in a nasty was unless they walk or are mouthy themselves. If I know people on the other team, like when we play Tom's team's then I'll pipe-up every now and then.

I was keeper first game of the season which was an inter-club game and me and first slip were ripping it out of the batsmen and must've talked 2 or 3 out lol.

[procricket]

some people thrive of confrontation and perform better because of it...