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Sitting in A & E... Cheer me up boys...
« on: June 21, 2011, 06:35:49 PM »

Didn't take a very high catch cleanly and knackered the little finger on my left hand. Can't move it and very painful.

Now in a & e waiting for someone to tell me the worst.

Think I need some cheering up. Over to you lot!
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Re: Sitting in A & E... Cheer me up boys...
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2011, 06:49:00 PM »

Check out to see if any fit nurses are in there and tell them you have a groin strain too!!!!! Needs looking at lol!!!!!
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Re: Sitting in A & E... Cheer me up boys...
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2011, 06:53:13 PM »

If a big doctor comes into your room with a lubed up latex glove on RUN!
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Re: Sitting in A & E... Cheer me up boys...
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2011, 07:06:47 PM »

look on the bright side, it is only your finger are you aren't being told, this may sting a little...

average wait time is 2 hours so not long to go now...
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Re: Sitting in A & E... Cheer me up boys...
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2011, 07:20:13 PM »

Lewisham casualty. Seriously lacking fit nurses.....
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Re: Sitting in A & E... Cheer me up boys...
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2011, 07:22:38 PM »

Ahh mate have tied the groin pull yet!!!! Its a good un the lovely nurse will shave your balls and crutch then examine you they have to get into all the cracks for a thorough examination lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Sitting in A & E... Cheer me up boys...
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2011, 07:27:15 PM »

Male nurses are commonplace these days, Id pass on the colonic irrigation myself.
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Re: Sitting in A & E... Cheer me up boys...
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2011, 07:37:42 PM »

Feel for you!! I spent 2 days in hospital and had to have surgery due to cricket at the start of the season. Although, it deffo wasnt my little finger.
It could be worse, you could be in Queens hospital in Romford, although the people watching entertainment is top draw there, more so on a Friday and Saturday night.
Being in Lewisham, you odds on for someone coming in either with a gun wound other gang related  ;)
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Re: Sitting in A & E... Cheer me up boys...
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2011, 07:50:05 PM »

Tim, if it's any consolation, you're not missing Ana Ivanovic playing at Wimbledon at the moment nor is she, as ever, stunning. Nope, not at all.

God love the red button.
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Re: Sitting in A & E... Cheer me up boys...
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2011, 07:53:43 PM »

charlotte, the casualty doctor is very cute! If I wasn't practically married I'd be trying it on!
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Re: Sitting in A & E... Cheer me up boys...
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2011, 08:05:40 PM »

Left or Right hand Timothy
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Re: Sitting in A & E... Cheer me up boys...
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2011, 08:13:01 PM »

charlotte, the casualty doctor is very cute! If I wasn't practically married I'd be trying it on!

Grab a quick photo! I broke my little finger doing the same thing and its got a very strange bend to it now. Still nervous in the slips as another break on it and it would be bye bye little finger...cheered you up yet :-[ :( was back playing after a fortnight so not too bad
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Re: Sitting in A & E... Cheer me up boys...
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2011, 08:22:21 PM »

One of our guys tonight got under a skyer, the ball was dropping and he only got a finger tip to it.
It snapped the tip of his finger at the first joint backwards at 90 degrees splitting his finger too
very nasty
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Re: Sitting in A & E... Cheer me up boys...
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2011, 08:35:23 PM »

Best thread ever

Feels like family ;)
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Re: Sitting in A & E... Cheer me up boys...
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2011, 08:39:17 PM »

Timbo, the best you can hope for is a can of Lilt and a Toffee Crisp from the machine, a 3 month old copy of 'Guns & Tractors' magazine and a 4 hour wait.

Best way to pass the time is to have a really satisfying crap in the disabled toilet.

Been there - dislocated that!
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