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AZ cricket bats
« on: September 01, 2011, 05:42:30 PM »
Hello,
Does anyone know anything about this company? They have bogof offer on bats at the moment?

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Re: AZ cricket bats
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2011, 03:14:59 PM »
I've had a look on their website (http://www.azsport.co.uk/) and their softs seem average at best. I hadn't heard anything about the brand before you mentioned it, I presume he just sells locally.
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Re: AZ cricket bats
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2011, 03:56:21 PM »
Saw the bat being used by devon malcolm at lashings
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Re: AZ cricket bats
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2011, 04:02:44 PM »
There website is one of the very worst I have ever seen. Brilliant.
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Re: AZ cricket bats
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2011, 04:04:44 PM »
Quote from: tommo256 on September 02, 2011, 03:56:21 PM
Saw the bat being used by devon malcolm at lashings
That seems to be an oxymoron.
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Re: AZ cricket bats
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2011, 04:06:39 PM »
Quote from: tim2000s on September 02, 2011, 04:04:44 PM
That seems to be an oxymoron.

Is that their top model?
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Re: AZ cricket bats
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2011, 04:06:49 PM »
Sorry Tim, repeat that in English?
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Re: AZ cricket bats
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2011, 04:08:24 PM »
Quote from: tommo256 on September 02, 2011, 04:06:49 PM
Sorry Tim, repeat that in English?
You have used Devon Malcolm and the verb "using" in association with a Cricket Bat.
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Re: AZ cricket bats
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2011, 04:10:02 PM »
Quote from: tim2000s on September 02, 2011, 04:08:24 PM
You have used Devon Malcolm and the verb "using" in association with a Cricket Bat.

From his first reply, I doubt that is going to enlighten our friend...
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Re: AZ cricket bats
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2011, 04:11:27 PM »
Quote from: jonpinson on September 02, 2011, 04:10:02 PM
From his first reply, I doubt that is going to enlighten our friend...
Aye, but there are plenty of dictionaries on-line in which to look up words!
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Re: AZ cricket bats
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2011, 04:12:29 PM »
What is a dictionaries?
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Re: AZ cricket bats
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2011, 04:12:37 PM »
I passed English you know boys, somehow, and he smashed a huge 6, got a picture of it on my mac
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Re: AZ cricket bats
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2011, 04:17:18 PM »
An oxymoron (plural oxymorons or oxymora) (from Greek ὀξύμωρον, "sharp dull") is a figure of speech that combines contradictory terms.

Devon Malcolm is renowned for not knowing one end of a bat from the other while he played for England, thus "Using a bat" contradictory to "Devon Malcolm"....
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Re: AZ cricket bats
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2011, 07:55:56 PM »
Played against him this year - he has a boot full of bats wherever he goes.

They all had pretty messy looking faces and he claimed they were CA's. I'd guess they're more likely AS or AM.

Anyway, his address is only 10 minutes from me, so I'm going to go and check out his blades and see what they're like.
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