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Re: Most "Village Moment"
« Reply #225 on: November 12, 2017, 04:54:55 PM »
^ LOL. Funny stuff!!!!
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Re: Most "Village Moment"
« Reply #226 on: May 06, 2018, 09:12:26 PM »
Had a cracker in yesterday’s game

One of the oppos batters wanders to the crease, takes his guard, then announces,”I’m here for a while”
Out for a golden!
Priceless
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Re: Most "Village Moment"
« Reply #227 on: May 06, 2018, 10:14:36 PM »
Opposition batsman came out to bat yesterday with his thigh pads on the outside of his trousers!   :(
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Re: Most "Village Moment"
« Reply #228 on: May 07, 2018, 06:32:48 AM »
Just after the drinks break, opposing batsman walks to the crease, takes his roll up out of his mouth and asks if "any of you fellas want half a cigarette..."

Even the smokers said no  :D
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Re: Most "Village Moment"
« Reply #229 on: May 07, 2018, 07:03:00 AM »
In Saturday's game an opposition player was chasing the ball down to the boundary and then went to flick it back to his mate but somehow managed to hold on to it too long and threw it over his head for 4!! Stupid thing was I am sure the ball had stopped short of the boundary!
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Re: Most "Village Moment"
« Reply #230 on: May 07, 2018, 03:33:59 PM »
Played saturday and a left hander comes out with a cji fatso, which we questioned the legality of anyway... hits his first ball for 4 over the bowler "Just to let you know, that's the first ball I've faced in a year!"  So I said from square leg "Yeah don't let it get to your head mate..."   caught at gully the next ball!!!!
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Re: Most "Village Moment"
« Reply #231 on: May 07, 2018, 04:01:11 PM »
Quote from: beaver5 on May 06, 2018, 10:14:36 PM
Opposition batsman came out to bat yesterday with his thigh pads on the outside of his trousers!   :(

Was this in York?
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Re: Most "Village Moment"
« Reply #232 on: May 07, 2018, 04:27:54 PM »
Quote from: joeljonno on May 07, 2018, 04:01:11 PM
Was this in York?

No, Worcester League. Got a lot of sniggers from our players.
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Re: Most "Village Moment"
« Reply #233 on: May 07, 2018, 04:54:35 PM »
Quote from: beaver5 on May 07, 2018, 04:27:54 PM
No, Worcester League. Got a lot of sniggers from our players.

Our number 10 did the same. We were laughing harder than the opposition 😂😂
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Re: Most "Village Moment"
« Reply #234 on: May 08, 2018, 02:11:04 AM »
Quote from: LBWCandidate on August 15, 2017, 06:02:22 PM
Played reverse sweep to a ball pitched out the leg stump and umpire gave me out LBW.
I asked him why and he said since I used the reverse sweep, I am considered a left handed batsman.  :o
He did apologize after the match.
The umpire is right. Not sure why he apologised though.
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Re: Most "Village Moment"
« Reply #235 on: May 08, 2018, 06:09:09 AM »
A young punk and an older guy open the batting. Our young quick peppers the younger guy for a maiden first up. As I'm jogging through between the overs, i check out the gloves of the older guy, seeing the chunky pad on his left thumb, i call out 'left hander boys'...

I take another step before the batsmen replies, 'Mate, what's with that $hit? I'm a righty.'
A bit confused, I replied 'You've got left handed gloves on champ.'

Him, looking even more confused, starts to say no i don't as he puts his hands onto his bat and sees, that, as i had indicated, the padding was on the wrong thumb.

'Aye! I do too. That's pretty observant of you aye.'

The sad part... He could actually bat a bit. The world is cruel at times.
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Re: Most "Village Moment"
« Reply #236 on: May 08, 2018, 08:00:49 AM »
Quote from: sgcricket on May 08, 2018, 02:11:04 AM
The umpire is right. Not sure why he apologised though.

I do believe, sir, that you are incorrect. Your leg stump doesn’t move when you play the reverse sweep or the switch hit.
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Re: Most "Village Moment"
« Reply #237 on: May 08, 2018, 08:14:07 AM »
 Ball pitches outside leg stump :  not out
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Re: Most "Village Moment"
« Reply #238 on: May 08, 2018, 11:15:49 AM »
Sorry guys. You all are right with regards to lbw. Not out. I was under a wrong impression. Thanks for clearing it up
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Re: Most "Village Moment"
« Reply #239 on: May 08, 2018, 12:02:33 PM »
https://youtu.be/KYuf9Kv_T3c
How about an accidental genius mankading?
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They won't catch us this time! Not this time! They haven't spotted us! No, they're all snoring in their bunks! Or, you know what? They're drinking at the bar, celebrating our sinking! Not yet, my friends. Not yet!
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