which text? If it's the one about the club dinner then I should be ok and I'll have curry buffet. Any plans on the drinks front?
I got hit in the jaw in a Wetherby League game about 2 years ago and that prompted my Ayrtek purchase. Some rank 2nd XI bowlers who hadn't played in months slipped in a beamer. 2 weeks after with my Ayrtek on, some moron bowled 3 beamers in 10 balls. I said to the skipper "aren't you going to take him off", he replied (showing his observation skills) "what for". Even the league umpires in the WCL don't care. One cup game they bowled nearly a dozen beamers in the space of 10 overs and I asked why they didn't call no ball, the reply was " you should've smacked it for 4". Easy to say if it's not you getting a 60 mph deliver thrown at your head when you least expect it. In fact they only started calling them once somebody got hit, probably fearing a complaint, and then carried it through our bowling innings. It's a bug bear of mine and I'd like leagues to adopt a 2 dangerous beamers and you're off policy.
That said old habits die hard as I was wearing my cap when redders got clonked. The problem is when the pitch is as low as Ashorne and you know bar a top edge it's never getting up above waist high, then the temptation is to leave the lid off.Then what happens is when you aren't playing against proper bowlers (ie. people who know what they are doing and have the ability to control a ball) you run the risk of some joker slipping a beamer in. The lower the standard the more likely the beamer. Never had this problem in TVL Div 3/4/5.