This is my bat. There are many like it but this one is mine. My bat is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my bat is useless. Without my bat I am useless. I must swing my bat true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to bowl me. I must smash him before he bowls me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my bat and myself are defenders of my stumps, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but victory. Amen.