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uknsaunders

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Worst Forum Batsman
« on: January 10, 2013, 09:40:37 PM »
Much in the tradition of the Notting Hill "last brownie" scene, please give your reasons to claim the title of worst forum batsman. There must be a few out there with claims?

For those who have never watched Notting Hill, here's the clip in question:-

notting-hill-movie-clip-last-brownie
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Re: Worst Forum Batsman
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2013, 09:45:32 PM »
i had a shocker of a season a few years back....46 runs all year at an average of 6.5 :(

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Re: Worst Forum Batsman
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2013, 09:46:26 PM »
Opening batsman in a 4th XI with a career average of 8.4
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Re: Worst Forum Batsman
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2013, 09:46:56 PM »
Quote from: Ayrtek on January 10, 2013, 09:45:32 PM
i had a shocker of a season a few years back....46 runs all year at an average of 6.5 :(

don't kid yourself Tom you score millions of runs!
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Re: Worst Forum Batsman
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2013, 09:47:37 PM »
Good Eeeeeeeeeeeevening!

I'll just find my You Tube clips.
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Re: Worst Forum Batsman
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2013, 09:48:34 PM »
I got bowled leaving on off stump two games in a row last year, it was horrible.
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Re: Worst Forum Batsman
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2013, 09:49:12 PM »
Quote from: Ayrtek on January 10, 2013, 09:45:32 PM
i had a shocker of a season a few years back....46 runs all year at an average of 6.5 :(

Tom stop being modest, you are one of the better players I've seen on the forum....

I think I know who I would nominate ;)
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Re: Worst Forum Batsman
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2013, 09:50:08 PM »
Quote from: Ayrtek on January 10, 2013, 09:45:32 PM
i had a shocker of a season a few years back....46 runs all year at an average of 6.5 :(
How do you bounce back after such a season ?. :(
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Re: Worst Forum Batsman
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2013, 09:50:53 PM »
I think there is a big whale to come in yet and it's not fattus....
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Re: Worst Forum Batsman
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2013, 09:52:00 PM »
I can hold my own in an 'all the gear no idea' contest any day ;)
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Re: Worst Forum Batsman
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2013, 09:53:18 PM »
I hold bat backwards and upside down does that count??
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Re: Worst Forum Batsman
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2013, 09:53:48 PM »
Ok, so despite spending £300 in kit last season I averaged 2.3 batting mainly at 4, I have since gone on a spending spree and bought around £700 (and that doesn't include what im spending on coaching) of kit to console myself that if this season is any worse than last at least I'll look good (and even that's questionable)!  I will make one exception and that is that I've only been back playing for 2 seasons after 15 years out if the game!
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Re: Worst Forum Batsman
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2013, 09:54:25 PM »
Quote from: roco on January 10, 2013, 09:53:18 PM
I hold bat backwards and upside down does that count??

you played for a welsh minor county, go away! lol
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Re: Worst Forum Batsman
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2013, 09:54:51 PM »
Not me ;)
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Re: Worst Forum Batsman
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2013, 09:55:28 PM »
Damn you keep bringing that up makes me sound less of a specialist fine leg

Damn you
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