Topic: Worst Forum Batsman (Read 11910 times)

uknsaunders · « **Reply #30 on:** January 10, 2013, 10:41:20 PM »

FC has brought video proof to his case but he did ruin it by middling a couple

FattusCattus · « **Reply #31 on:** January 10, 2013, 10:44:16 PM »

Quote from: Simmy on January 10, 2013, 10:32:00 PM

u watching same video?

@ 1.21 - look at the classic prod through midwicket. I showed that machine who was boss!

Colesy · « **Reply #32 on:** January 10, 2013, 10:49:10 PM »

I want to feel involved

jamesisapayne · « **Reply #33 on:** January 10, 2013, 11:07:45 PM »

Quote from: FattusCattus on January 10, 2013, 10:44:16 PM

@ 1.21 - look at the classic prod through midwicket. I showed that machine who was boss!

like I said, 'some' good shots

joeylough · « **Reply #34 on:** January 11, 2013, 09:45:18 AM »

HS of 12, average around 5. Hang around for 5 overs and well have a carbon copy finish to my innings of edging to the keeper, bat to the ground look at the umpire, nod and walk off the field.

Went back to my old club to play a game got a duck in 4 balls after moaning about not having a chance to bat....whoops

justnotcricket86 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 11, 2013, 02:13:44 PM »

Quote from: FattusCattus on January 10, 2013, 10:05:57 PM

Bruce 1

There you go - you can't coach technique like that!

That first shot...you even held the pose for the cameras. I have never laughed so loud in a crowded office before...top work bud

Saying that, my batting has been (No Swearing Please) for a while now, I back my ability but my mental game is shot to (No Swearing Please)! Help....me....

norbs · « **Reply #36 on:** January 11, 2013, 02:15:56 PM »

Re: Worst Forum Batsman

me!

my bowling is legendary though

Ayrtek Cricket · « **Reply #37 on:** January 11, 2013, 02:18:53 PM »

dangerous when not in a confined space and having a wall on leg side to bounce back off!

Kulli · « **Reply #38 on:** January 11, 2013, 02:19:54 PM »

I managed to go from averaging 27 in my first season over here to 4.8 this season, it's a good job I bowl and skipper!

trypewriter · « **Reply #39 on:** January 11, 2013, 02:53:33 PM »

Back in cricket after a 25 year break - and it was like I'd never been away!
0, 0, 2, 4, 5, 14*, 5

And this is the clincher - last game of the season - I couldn't play - so someone put in a ringer under my name in the scorebook - and he got 0 as well!

I'm so bad that even when I'm not there I'm getting 0!

Manormanic · « **Reply #40 on:** January 11, 2013, 02:57:16 PM »

Quote from: FattusCattus on January 10, 2013, 10:05:57 PM

Bruce 1

There you go - you can't coach technique like that!

Anyone else notice the distinct resemblence with Boxing "guru" Steve Bunce?

joeylough · « **Reply #41 on:** January 11, 2013, 03:20:35 PM »

I would rather get my minimal runs in a few overs than one chap at my club, who in one game faced 97balls and got a grand total of 9 runs. Safe to say we lost the game and I got very bored watching

RoCo Da Pixie · « **Reply #42 on:** January 11, 2013, 03:22:46 PM »

Quote from: joeylough on January 11, 2013, 03:20:35 PM

I would rather get my minimal runs in a few overs than one chap at my club, who in one game faced 97balls and got a grand total of 9 runs. Safe to say we lost the game and I got very bored watching

Joey, That guy must have shown a specatle in the art of defence.

joeylough · « **Reply #43 on:** January 11, 2013, 03:25:36 PM »

worse still he got a 4 in there as well early on. After that leaving the wicket would have been good to see.

uknsaunders · « **Reply #44 on:** January 11, 2013, 03:41:43 PM »

so many choices, I think we draw up a short list of candidates and then monitor how bad they are in the 2013 season.

Who's on the list for the shootout?

Author Topic: Worst Forum Batsman (Read 11910 times)

jamesisapayne