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Batting
« on: January 23, 2013, 07:37:11 PM »

One of our guys stuck this up on facebook about how we all need to bat more and it gave me a good chuckle.

An open letter to the playing members of Brighton & Hove Cricket Club
 
Re:  Batting

Dear playing members at Brighton & Hove Cricket Club,
 
After spending the Christmas period meticulously analysing the Play Cricket website, it has come to my attention that something needs to change in the batting department at Brighton and Hove Cricket Club.  I have come to the conclusion that we just need to bat more.
 
Our best bat last season was Chris Liddle, with a bat of 209* against Eastbourne followed by a bat of 130 by Michael Rippon, again against Eastbourne.  Third of our best bats last year was Connor May, who batted 101* against Eastbourne Under 12's.  We can't expect to play Eastbourne every single week for goodness sake.
 
Yes, Dave Marks batted 100 against Worthing 3rd XI and Steven Crosby batted 98 aginst Horsham, but apart from this, we didn't bat nearly as much as we should have.
 
Just imagine how long Preston Nomads bat for.  Preston Nomads go on all expenses paid trips abroad just to bat more.  They've got stumps in their blood.  I can't stress how little we batted last year.  How many of us can genuinely say that we had stumps in our blood at the end of last season?  None.  That's how many.
 
It's time to wake up and bat more.
 
Brighton & Hove Cricket Club had 192 different batters last year.  Not one of you batted as much as you should have batted.
 
This may come across as negativity, but things need to change.
 
The main problem is our attitude to batting more.  I've seen quite a few of the Playing Squad this winter not even batting a little bit.  Hello?!?!  This is why we were so nearly relegated last year.  We need to bat at every opportunity.  At the bus stop.  Walking to work.  In the shower.  Just carry a bat with you and bat your way all the way to the summer of 2013.
 
Sometimes I feel we just aren't passionate about batting more.  I look at our opposition on Facebook and regularly see status updates telling us how much they are batting.  Probably to put fear in our boots, but we need to use these as wake-up calls.  The other day I saw one of Stephen Rigg's updates saying he was "batting for the other team".  That is batting at every opportunity.  Heck, he's probably batting now.
 
Winter nets start soon and I expect everyone to bring at least two bats to each session.  The more bats, the more batting that gets done.  Don't forget that.  Use your brains.  If we are going to push for the league title this year, we need to make sure that we bat more.
 
I'm sorry if I have upset anyone in this message, but unfortunately it needed to be said.
 
Kind Regards,
 
Tim Jarvis
Brighton & Hove CC
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Re: Batting
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2013, 07:47:48 PM »

That's quite funny. I hope your shadow batting tonight while watching swansea beat chelsea :)
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Re: Batting
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2013, 08:36:38 PM »

He has too much spare time lol. Done the odd gee up in the past but that's a little extreme.
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Re: Batting
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2013, 08:52:44 PM »

He is the team comic and is often coming up with stuff like this.  He has done a number of videos before, will see if I can dig some of them out.
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Re: Batting
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2013, 08:55:55 PM »

Haha thats quite funny, fair play to him
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Re: Batting
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2013, 09:06:39 PM »

he would combust when Pete rocks up...


I could only fit 40 bats in to my car, sorry coach.
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Re: Batting
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2013, 09:55:48 PM »

first dibs on the green laver if Pete offloads it. Used it at the batoff and it was a great bat, loved the oval handle.
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Re: Batting
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2013, 01:03:58 AM »

Haha, lovely!

Bet if Pete plays in that club he would be Sachin Tendulkar in terms of runs..:)
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Re: Batting
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2013, 12:20:17 PM »

He is the team comic and is often coming up with stuff like this.  He has done a number of videos before, will see if I can dig some of them out.

I think your comic genius would of outshone this effort. bring on some videos.
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« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2013, 01:47:54 PM »

I think your comic genius would of outshone this effort. bring on some videos.


http://custombats.co.uk/cbforum/index.php?topic=21798.0

There's your first one Nick, I think the others are on facebook so will have to dig them out when I get home
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Re: Batting
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2013, 07:30:00 PM »

he would combust when Pete rocks up...


I could only fit 40 bats in to my car, sorry coach.


sorry they're all one persons?!

please dont tell me im going to end up like this haha
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Re: Batting
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2013, 07:36:43 PM »

sorry they're all one persons?!

please dont tell me im going to end up like this haha

That's just fraction of what that bloke has pal ;)
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Re: Batting
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2013, 07:42:33 PM »

That's just fraction of what that bloke has pal ;)

what does he use a different bat for every ball he faces? haha why would you need so many?!

when I hit double figures of usable bats then I know I've bought enough, or thats the plan anyway!
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Re: Batting
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2013, 07:49:04 PM »

I think Petes last count was 140

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Re: Batting
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2013, 08:06:42 PM »

I think Petes last count was 140

seriously?! 140?! that is mad! and awesome! thats one big kitbag  :D
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