We have had a few funny sponsorship requests recently. One was from a lad at a fairly local club who to my knowledge has never been into the shop. He was giving all sorts of stats and impressive sounding scores etc. Then almost hidden at the bottom of the email i saw the club he was at, in the same league as my clubs 2's, 4 leagues below the level of cricket i play.
In my league, there is a very small group of guys i would consider throwing some gear at, but certainly not anyone playing below that level.
Another one was 3 or 4 guys in Australia, who i assume were all mates/at the same club telling me that with their help our brand would conquer Australia, everyone at their club would buy our gear, and then it would snowball from there.....