Right... Apologies now...
(Disclaimer: Not ALL of them have been for me. Have helped out clubmates/friends in some cases... 90% have been for personal use though...)
NewRed Ink X* Limited Edition
Shark Pro Players
2 x Millichamp Amplus MKI
1 x Millichamp Harlequin MKI
2 x Woodstock Airstream Platinum (AOC winning bat + copy)
2 x Hunts County 5* customs (Amplus and Joker copies)
Slazenger V100 Elite TAS
GM Luna LE
GM Oblivion 5*
GM Oblivion Extreme Pro
Duncan Fearnley 5* retro
2 x MB Malik LE Laminate
SS TON LE
CA 12000 TRD LE
GM Octane F2
CA Huge Edge 5*
Kookaburra Menace 950
RNS Larson Unik LE
UsedGM Icon LE
B&S Limited Edition
BAS 20/20 Bow LE
Laver and Wood Heritage
2 x Laver and Wood Special Reserve
Newbery Mjolnir SPS
Alex Hales' Choice Cricket Praetorian Limited Edition
Woodstock Curve Platinum LE
Kookaburra Premier LE
SS TON Platinum Players Reserve
Affinity Ayrtek
Puma Velocity 5000
GN Powerbow Atomic
Ayrtek Elite
GM Icon 808
M&H Solution MKI
H4L Hellfire Devil Grade
I am sure there are more that I have forgotten.

This is what can happen when football gets cancelled a lot and you can't find a bat you like!

All I want to know is - do I win an award for this?!