Yes chaps, here I am, with the latest piece of hybrid batting technology - and as usual, I am ahead of the wave!
Part Mongoose - part Joker, this is 'The Monger'
Made from a hithertoo unknown, hi-impact, low looks performance willow that defies categorisation by JS Wright, this is a piece of work.
It weighs in at 2.9lb, it has 42mm edges and a 70mm spine, and it picks up like a dream. With racey dropped shoulders and a longer handle for ultimate biffing, this is definitely a man's tool.
It has 5 wobbly grains (which I'm told the pros now prefer) and in tapping it up, I have broken every light-fitting in my house and a passing wood-pigeon. It also has the latest must-have face marking - the 'Frog Eyed Knot', two evenly spaced knots, parallel across the face. I am told, that the area will act like a woody trampoline and the performance will be eye-watering.
Here she is in all her glory:
More than one other forum member his used this stick of dynamite - it made them feel dirty - BUT THEY LIKED IT!!!!!
(ps, if anyone can turn these bloody pics round for me - please do it!)
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