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Time for fireworks in Chelmsford's finest drinking holes
« on: April 22, 2014, 02:02:20 PM »

As someone who lived in Chelmsford for many years, he will find a good selection of drinking dens to quench his thirst.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/27112053

He will soon discover the legend that in as 'Essex girl'.

Happy days are here again.
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Re: Time for fireworks in Chelmsford's finest drinking holes
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2014, 02:12:54 PM »

As a current Chelmsfordian who can see the county ground from his office. I fully intend to put in some late evenings and play 'Spot the Staggering Jesse' down the street. As well as trying to follow him (and probably Monty) into town like a lost little labrador.

On a serious note, whilst i think he's a really good player and in cricket terms a great multi-format signing, you really have to question if its a great idea to have him as a person around the place as an influence to the other players, especially in his elevated status as 'Overseas Player'
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Re: Time for fireworks in Chelmsford's finest drinking holes
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2014, 02:14:46 PM »

A few liveners in Chelmsford then off to Bas Vegas for Jesse!  ;)
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Re: Time for fireworks in Chelmsford's finest drinking holes
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2014, 02:16:54 PM »

In which case he could end up as more of an 'Overseas Playaaaaa'
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Re: Time for fireworks in Chelmsford's finest drinking holes
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2014, 02:17:26 PM »

Could be either
A) an inspired signing
B) A regular at A&E

Imagine him and Napier batting at full tilt!
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Re: Time for fireworks in Chelmsford's finest drinking holes
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2014, 02:19:23 PM »

He's made some mistakes but there is no doubting he's got a talent. Yes he could lead people astray and potentially let himself down but what if he applies himself? He could help demonstrate the advice of don't follow in my footsteps etc

I like that Essex have given him a chance as if nothing else, it will improve their side.
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Re: Time for fireworks in Chelmsford's finest drinking holes
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2014, 02:21:18 PM »

In which case he could end up as more of an 'Overseas Playaaaaa'
haha, Jessie does TOWIE!
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Re: Time for fireworks in Chelmsford's finest drinking holes
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2014, 02:49:35 PM »

Due to New Zealand and ipl shunning him. It's a great signing.

He can perform all formats. But will be a godsend in the flt20. Dud can hit a ball!



Probably make Essex a lively night out too! Just hope he stays out of "hospital" trouble.
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Re: Time for fireworks in Chelmsford's finest drinking holes
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2014, 03:55:43 PM »

i reckon he will be a good signing for them. averaging over 40 in tests.

if essex managed with danesh kaneria as their overseas player for a few years jesse ryder might seem like a good influence
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Re: Time for fireworks in Chelmsford's finest drinking holes
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2014, 06:41:34 PM »

I genuinely don't think he'll lead people astray - most of his issues in the last couple of years have been of the YArdy ilk or a result of Kiwi Chavs seeing him as an easy target for a spot of bother.
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Re: Time for fireworks in Chelmsford's finest drinking holes
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2014, 09:58:21 PM »

Well yes - and there'll be none of those types in Chelmsford!
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