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Bowling at 'Off Titty'
« on: May 03, 2014, 09:52:52 PM »
Played with a new club member today, a Pakistani-Irishman call Waqar O'Hennessey. Top bloke.

Anyway, we had a young in-swing bowler playing, who was starting the ball on middle and off and dropping it down the leg side. Waq persuaded him to consider bowling the width of a 'ladies' titty' outside off stump, to help him start it in the right place.

 I doubt the young man has ever seen a woman's titty, however he must have googled them as he bowled a superb spell, just the right amount outside off-stump.

Anyone else received such sage advice?
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Re: Bowling at 'Off Titty'
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2014, 10:30:52 PM »
Fattus any post by you has to be funny and must have naughty references.
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Re: Bowling at 'Off Titty'
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2014, 11:41:40 PM »
Bowling like that is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Make sure you get that left arm right up.
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Re: Bowling at 'Off Titty'
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2014, 12:19:03 AM »
Cup size? Though that might depend on the amount of swing or spin. :D
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Re: Bowling at 'Off Titty'
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2014, 12:26:44 AM »
Off he went for an m-cup, he must've been swinging it a mile...

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Re: Bowling at 'Off Titty'
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2014, 08:59:56 AM »
My wife's friend has breasts bigger than my head.
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