i really like a lot of the comments in this thread.
i spent a season as sunday captain and was definitely there to enjoy the game not to worry about runs or wickets. one day we opened up with a 15 year old girl bowling leg spin - she took 4 if i remember rightly. although i open up for the 2s i never bat on sundays as i want to give others the opportunity - that's unless we collapse and then of course i'll try to bat time to give the oppo something to work towards.
a mate of mine scored 170* in an inter club sunday game last season which was the most entirely irrelevant innings i've ever seen. he was well past 100 when i joined him at the crease but scoring slowly and not really trying. the other side also wasn't really trying and it had descended into farce. to his credit he rarely mentions it which is probably because nobody lets him.
i spoke too soon.
the lad i mentioned above (let's call him Chris) is a first team player but is also captain of one of our two sunday sides. a team we have a frosty-at-best relationship with turned up yesterday with their first team captain, 3 guys over 50 and 4 young kids. 8 men in total. they could have called the game off but fair play to them for making a game of it with 8.
Chris chose to bat first and refused to allow them to borrow a fielder or 2, forcing them to field with 8.
He then opened the batting and proceeded at pace, reaching 79 after 20 overs with the score on 156/0. At this stage i was not at the ground, so i was getting updates from my mate in the score box. I suggested it was high time that Chris retired out and let someone else have a go, particularly as we had a few promising youngsters of our own waiting to bat.
By the time i got to the ground Chris was on 141, and i was genuinely dismayed at what i witnessed. In the time i stood watching he proceeded to smash the oppo for boundary after boundary, making his way to 168. The fielding side had all but given up even bothering to chase the ball and were clearly getting frustrated at his antics. It was only when the lad batting at 3 retired on 50 that he decided to call it a day, and not before i had shouted from the boundary that maybe it was time he called it a day. I had to walk away at this point because i was disgusted. Apparently he had no idea what he'd done wrong.
In the time remaining our two youngsters both got 11* and they both bowled their allocation as we won by 100+ runs. Chris' captaincy left a lot to be desired - he basically couldn't be bothered in the field, knowing the oppo would never reach our score.
I'm going to selection tonight and am trying to calm myself down so i don't rip into him, as he's a friend of mine. However i think the assembled club personnel will do that for me. Truly shocking.