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10 best bats for a zombie apocalypse...
« on: July 27, 2014, 08:12:36 PM »
Do you agree?  Personally I'd use an mmi3 as the extra bat speed would scythe through a herd of zombies...

http://slcricketblog.wordpress.com/2013/03/12/bats-youd-want-in-a-zombie-apocalypse/

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Re: 10 best bats for a zombie apocalypse...
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2014, 08:29:14 PM »
Quote from: tim2000s on July 27, 2014, 08:12:36 PM
Personally I'd use an mmi3 as the extra bat speed would scythe through a herd of zombies...

When I read the title of the thread, this is exactly the bat that came to mind!
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Re: 10 best bats for a zombie apocalypse...
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2014, 08:47:53 PM »
guess that makes me the third
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Re: 10 best bats for a zombie apocalypse...
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2014, 09:05:27 PM »
Quote from: tim2000s on July 27, 2014, 08:12:36 PM
Do you agree?  Personally I'd use an mmi3 as the extra bat speed would scythe through a herd of zombies...

http://slcricketblog.wordpress.com/2013/03/12/bats-youd-want-in-a-zombie-apocalypse/

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Bat speed doesn't matter when you're playing and missing... :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: 10 best bats for a zombie apocalypse...
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2014, 09:17:58 PM »
I don't us my mmi3 in matches anymore. But I won't sell it.


It sits ready on the top of the wardrobe ready incase the zombie apocalypse starts while I'm asleep!
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Re: 10 best bats for a zombie apocalypse...
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2014, 09:37:31 PM »
I'd use a rubber inserted laminate.
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Re: 10 best bats for a zombie apocalypse...
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2014, 12:18:20 PM »
Hunts Revolution.  With some sort of liquid that won't get absorbed into the wood half filling the hole in the middle.  adds extra inertia to the swing!
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Re: 10 best bats for a zombie apocalypse...
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2014, 12:34:43 PM »
Gotta be the ComBat.....
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Re: 10 best bats for a zombie apocalypse...
« Reply #8 on: July 28, 2014, 01:06:30 PM »
Quote from: 400notout on July 28, 2014, 12:34:43 PM
Gotta be the ComBat.....
Make it hollow in the middle and half fill with mercury!  Serious zombie bashing ability then...
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Re: 10 best bats for a zombie apocalypse...
« Reply #9 on: July 28, 2014, 01:38:29 PM »
On the lines of the mongoose, Black Cat Joker could do some serious damage to the un-dead hordes
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Re: 10 best bats for a zombie apocalypse...
« Reply #10 on: July 28, 2014, 02:33:01 PM »
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Re: 10 best bats for a zombie apocalypse...
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2014, 02:45:23 PM »
I'd want something with a thin edge or a nice prominent spine to make sure I am getting maximum pressure/inch dealt with a single blow in order to cave in areas of the skull so that it takes only one blow per zombie kill. Lowest possible amount of effort required per kill means in my weakened state I wont get tired too quickly and maybe take on a few extra zoms in one go.
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Re: 10 best bats for a zombie apocalypse...
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2014, 06:51:45 AM »
TON Gutsy must be worth a punt!
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Re: 10 best bats for a zombie apocalypse...
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2014, 08:41:37 AM »
Laver (Legacy?) with the middle right down to the toe? Maximum hitting area!

One of those massive Slazenger training bats.....
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Re: 10 best bats for a zombie apocalypse...
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2014, 10:32:18 AM »
Don;t want anything too heavy, or you'll knacker yourself out and get eaten
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