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[Stuey]

Again with both a woman and a bat, you can just order one off the Internet, but chances are, it'll be the wrong weight, wrong shape, it won't understand you, you won't get a long and she'll end up running away with the Postman, just because he speaks Mandarin! (that last part might not happen with a bat)

or both might arrive with more meat in the middle than you were expecting

[ppccopener]

haha!
some fun on the forum on a wet,miserable grey non-cricket season day!

[Alvaro]

or both might arrive with more meat in the middle than you were expecting

That there could be a good thing.

[Rob580]

That there could be a good thing.

Or a very, very bad thing.

[felix]

choosing a bat is much like choosing a girlfriend or wife, you can have a short list of qualities,blond or brunette,skinny or with love handles, but until you have a feel you really don't know which one will work out right in the long run.

Priceless... Swiss Tony is on the forum!

[tim2000s]

Buying a bat is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.  Pick her up,  stroke her for a bit and when she's ready she'll go like a train.

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[WalkingWicket37]

Buying a bat is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.  Pick her up,  stroke her for a bit and when she's ready she'll go like a train. a lot of build up for the main event to be over a lot quicker than you'd have liked

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