Anyway, I've just had a message saying I have a massive package.
and you replied "cheers Brucie, you're not so small yourself"
Have you hacked my phone?
The guy selling those bats has massively ripped you off. proper firewood. Is there anything you can do to send them back or something? They aren't repairable - that is a lie on the listing the guy selling those bats would have known that.