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BATGASM!!!!!
« on: June 04, 2015, 09:23:37 AM »

This term refers to the feeling you get, when you see the picture of the bat that you know is going to be yours.

It perfectly describes the moment when you open up the picture on your computer and say "oooooo!" and then moisten ever so slightly in your special place.

Well, I've cleaned up and calmed down, so I can now post my personal 'Batgasm' - here are the pretty much finished pics of my RK Custom - 'Slapper'. I'm reliably informed that it has 40mm edges and a 62mm spine and weighs in at 2.11. as my elbow is much better now, this will be thouroughly knocked-in, and then sinfully abused in the nets and in games.




Has anyone else got a Batgasm scheduled?
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« Reply #1 on: June 04, 2015, 09:37:01 AM »

Long handle - t20 1 inch shoulder drop by any chance?
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« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2015, 09:41:23 AM »

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Fo Sho Sucka!!

It's got a big bottom, built for violence (just like me!)
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« Reply #3 on: June 04, 2015, 09:50:49 AM »

Bruce, I swear, one of these days you'll go out to bat carrying a spade.  :D
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« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2015, 09:54:29 AM »

It does have that shovel'esque quality about it haha  ;)
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« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2015, 10:01:10 AM »

I may have something arriving in the post today. Not wholly dissimilar to this, but dispatched from more southern climes.
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« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2015, 10:01:10 AM »

This term refers to the feeling you get, when you see the picture of the bat that you know is going to be yours.

It perfectly describes the moment when you open up the picture on your computer and say "oooooo!" and then moisten ever so slightly in your special place.

Well, I've cleaned up and calmed down, so I can now post my personal 'Batgasm' - here are the pretty much finished pics of my RK Custom - 'Slapper'. I'm reliably informed that it has 40mm edges and a 62mm spine and weighs in at 2.11. as my elbow is much better now, this will be thouroughly knocked-in, and then sinfully abused in the nets and in games.




Has anyone else got a Batgasm scheduled?



Best feeling ever mate
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Re: BATGASM!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2015, 10:02:05 AM »

This term refers to the feeling you get, when you see the picture of the bat that you know is going to be yours.

It perfectly describes the moment when you open up the picture on your computer and say "oooooo!" and then moisten ever so slightly in your special place.

Well, I've cleaned up and calmed down, so I can now post my personal 'Batgasm' - here are the pretty much finished pics of my RK Custom - 'Slapper'. I'm reliably informed that it has 40mm edges and a 62mm spine and weighs in at 2.11. as my elbow is much better now, this will be thouroughly knocked-in, and then sinfully abused in the nets and in games.

Has anyone else got a Batgasm scheduled?

You'll need to dry clean you padman shorts when that arrives...
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