Yes friends - it's Mate against Mate - State against State!! The genteel, low alcohol version of State of Origin has come to Surrey.
On Saturday, Felix and Fattus go head to head like a pair of cricketing titans in the giddy heights of Surrey Championship 3XI Division 2 (West). Playing on Felix's home ground, the Eleven men of Chertsey will attempt to spank the asses of the Eleven men of Kempton.
This much-awaited clash will pitch the doughty, gritty, stickability of Felix as an opening batsmen against the fiendish, swinging wobblers of Fattus as a first change strike-bowling all-rounder (with the emphasis on the round part).
Fattus has bragging rights already with 5 wickets in the home fixture, whilst Felix hid in his clubs 2XI to avoid the tectonic clash. But this time all bets are off! Who will emerge victorious - Felix and his massive weapon, or Fattus and his unbelievable balls?
Who has played each other already this season - and who was the victor?