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[FattusCattus]

I have the bats I need. I can't use any more. They would be a foolish purchase.

However, I still firmly believe that each new bat I get will make me a better batsman and will score me more runs. It will make me irresistible to women, it will get me called up to the England team, and it will make my todger seem (even) bigger.

I am weak and I just want more - currently on my hot list are -

B3 Sulphur
Hunts Insignia
H4L Warbird
BB Big Purple One
GN500


Does anyone else have irresponsible, unnecessary bat crushes?

[Alvaro]

Yup. Every day.

RPC
H4L NV
Chris King GN Oblivion Billings shape
TON LE
An Onhand I played against the other week. A deity on its bike...

[liscon12]

H4L Warbird
B3 New BD1 shape

What's the Sulphur @FattusCattus

[jamielsn15]

I have a bat from the Gods (if you're into that) - a B3 Mullanator, yet I still crave an Affinity Custom, even though I know I would be perfectly happy with exact reproductions of my current bat from B3.

What indeed is the B3 Sulphur?  Do I want it?

[FattusCattus]

Oh my Gosh!  Search it on here - the shape will make your balls shrivel to the size of raisins and your manhood stand prouder than a Buckingham Palace flagpole.

[ppccopener]

Hmmm well no really but if pushed an RPC gently bowed about 2lb 9oz with the traditional(quaver) stickers !!

[jamielsn15]

Oh my Gosh!  Search it on here - the shape will make your balls shrivel to the size of raisins and your manhood stand prouder than a Buckingham Palace flagpole.

Not again...

[FattusCattus]

How often does this happen to you Jamie?

[tim2000s]

There are two bats that I really want, purely as masterpieces of wood shaping, to stroke and enjoy, and potentially even use...

A GN500 in LB and. Hunts County Insignia in LB. both of these would make me happy. If tony would make me an Eclipse I might possibly be even happier...


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[liscon12]

Do you mean this?

Nope mate this is one of Streaky mate. It is based on two current players profiles both different mate.

This is much fuller pal this is this profile with a little hint of concaving to get it a little lighter than picture below .

[jamielsn15]

How often does this happen to you Jamie?

It's more seasonal than the frequency.  Usually at the end of cricket season, when thoughts turn to the accumulation of yet more kit...

[SOULMAN1012]

This conversation happened happened in the car this morning

The mrs " babe what did I get you for your birthday?"
Me " erm can't remember babe.... Oh we moved house and I said not to worry about it"
The mrs " that's right, I feel bad so would you like a new cricket bat?"
Me " well it's the end of season so you could maybe get one cheaper"
The mrs " well you get what you want and use the savings account babe"
Me " ok darling they are a few hundred though"
The mrs" that's ok babe its your belated birthday present"

The problem is I have said I'm going to have one bat for next season and I have that so looks like I'm going to have 2 new bats but that's it

[petehosk]

This conversation happened happened in the car this morning

The mrs " babe what did I get you for your birthday?"
Me " erm can't remember babe.... Oh we moved house and I said not to worry about it"
The mrs " that's right, I feel bad so would you like a new cricket bat?"
Me " well it's the end of season so you could maybe get one cheaper"
The mrs " well you get what you want and use the savings account babe"
Me " ok darling they are a few hundred though"
The mrs" that's ok babe its your belated birthday present"

The problem is I have said I'm going to have one bat for next season and I have that so looks like I'm going to have 2 new bats but that's it

Has your missus got a single sister with the same attitude? 

[FattusCattus]

WARBIRD!!!!!

What more could any man need? It's got the words 'War' and 'Bird' in it!

The only bat that could possibly be named any better is the new Kicking Horse 'TitWankFerrariPint'

[SOULMAN1012]

Has your missus got a single sister with the same attitude? 

She does have a single, older sister Pete yes. Mine must have been in a great mood following our holiday to actually say I can buy a bat,