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Meaker suffers freak GROIN injury
« on: March 29, 2016, 10:39:39 PM »
« Last Edit: March 30, 2016, 08:31:26 AM by Alvaro »
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Re: Maker suffers freak grow injury
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2016, 11:02:19 PM »
Meaker nearly lost the kiddy makers. Not a good way to go, poor guy.
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Re: Maker suffers freak grow injury
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2016, 08:02:35 AM »
Excellent use of spell-checker Nick!
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Re: Maker suffers freak grow injury
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2016, 08:07:14 AM »
wI'll the size of his plums rival yours @FattusCattus - at least for a few weeks....?
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Re: Maker suffers freak grow injury
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2016, 08:08:46 AM »
too many whacks in the plums as a teenager obviously stopped me bowling genuinely quick.

I knew it was something rather than a lack of 'fast twitch muscle fibres' ......or ability.....

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Re: Maker suffers freak grow injury
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2016, 08:29:01 AM »
Quote from: FattusCattus on March 30, 2016, 08:02:35 AM
Excellent use of spell-checker Nick!

Indeed, I was imagine a bat maker the stood still so long a willow tree grew through him!

Was most disappointing to see it was only someone who should have bought a shockdoctor.
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Re: Maker suffers freak grow injury
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2016, 10:35:36 PM »
Quote from: FattusCattus on March 30, 2016, 08:02:35 AM
Excellent use of spell-checker Nick!

I blame SwiftKey,  keyboard is an utter menace for correct ting words that were correct in the first place. Why Microsoft paid £250m for it I don't know.  What did I originally put?

Meaker damaging his plums was surely prime fattus material rather than a passing autocorrect comment?
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Re: Meaker suffers freak GROIN injury
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2016, 10:51:44 PM »
I can't beleive that he hasn't had more sympathy. Anyone who's taken a ball to the plums will know it's agony.

I think it's more painful than child birth, and here's why:
Women moan how painful child birth is, but after the first (second, third etc.) child they will still want another baby (sometimes several more).
On the other hand, have you ever head anyone say "it wasn't so bad last time, I fancy another cricket ball to the bollox today"? Nope, never - case closed  ;)
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Re: Maker suffers freak grow injury
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2016, 08:01:21 AM »
Quote from: uknsaunders on March 30, 2016, 10:35:36 PM
I blame SwiftKey,  keyboard is an utter menace for correct ting words that were correct in the first place. Why Microsoft paid £250m for it I don't know.  What did I originally put?

Meaker damaging his plums was surely prime fattus material rather than a passing autocorrect comment?

Firstly - your spell-checker is patently still not working! What is a 'ting' word?

Secondly - the title was 'Maker suffers freak grow injury' - absolutely nothing there to alert my 'Plum Radar' Nick!
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Re: Meaker suffers freak GROIN injury
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2016, 08:07:04 AM »
If you want a real 'ouchie' story, try this one from the NHS archives:

An unconscious 30-year-old man was brought in to us by ambulance. His girlfriend had found him lying naked on the floor of his bathroom and called 999. Upon examination, he was found to have a large lump on his forehead and, strangely, several scratches on his scrotum. The lump was obviously from a fall of some kind, but we couldn’t work out the cause of the scratches until he’d woken up. He said he had been cleaning his bathtub while naked, kneeling on the floor beside the tub. His cat, apparently transfixed by the rhythmic swaying of his scrotum, lunged forward, sinking its claws into this deliciously pendulous target. The man wasn’t sure what had happened next, but clearly he’d jerked forward to protect his package and cracked his skull on the edge of the bath.

 :D :o :(
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Re: Meaker suffers freak GROIN injury
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2016, 08:32:00 AM »
This is why I've never trusted cats.
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Re: Maker suffers freak grow injury
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2016, 09:47:25 AM »
Quote from: FattusCattus on March 31, 2016, 08:01:21 AM
Firstly - your spell-checker is patently still not working! What is a 'ting' word?

I did that one on purpose to show you what I have to put up with, if I don't watch it carefully. Might go back to stock android keyboard, seemed to understand me better!
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Re: Meaker suffers freak GROIN injury
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2016, 07:07:51 AM »
Seems like Meaker actually forgot to put a box on... what a plonker! http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/video_audio/995493.html
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Re: Meaker suffers freak GROIN injury
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2016, 07:39:20 AM »
"It wasn't any worse than when you get hit there when wearing a box... Later, when I was in A&E..."

Haha.
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Re: Meaker suffers freak GROIN injury
« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2016, 03:39:33 PM »
how can you forget to put a Box on! Its the most important protection!
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