#3 - Eeyore is allowed to change his mind as often as his socks
#4 -
@WalkingWicket37 's sex life is out of bounds lest it offends
@hanif (unless the two of them get together, then pics or it didn't happen)
#5 - Height and age restrictions apply to many of the 'racier' threads, which counts you out
@uknsaunders #6 - Anyone who posts in the Your 2016 season thread along the lines of 'ho hum, another century to me, but the oppo were rubbish' can p*ss right off!
#7 - Thickness of toe measurements and arguing the toss on height of the spine measurements make you sound like a prat
#8 - If someone of limited talent wants to own many bats on here, it's better than being a train-spotter, so leave them alone
#9 - 'Nice Bat' does not constitute a viable post, neither does 'lol' or 'rofl' or 'I was thinking about getting one of these....but didn't' - get over yourselves!!
#10 - If English (or common sense) is not necessarily your first language, it is still not acceptable to spam every thread saying 'I looking for bat, email me with what you have' NO! They won't, get off your fat ass and call them yourselves you lazy defects!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!