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uknsaunders

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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2016, 03:23:03 PM »
#35 - All bat weights are dressed, don't even bother giving naked weights as it gives forum members false hope of a monster bat
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2016, 03:33:19 PM »
Quote from: uknsaunders on May 17, 2016, 03:23:03 PM
#35 - All bat weights are dressed, don't even bother giving naked weights as it gives forum members false hope of a monster bat

How many forum members have false hope of ever seeing anything naked?
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2016, 03:43:00 PM »
Quote from: Alvaro on May 17, 2016, 03:33:19 PM
How many forum members have false hope of ever seeing anything naked?


See rule #4
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2016, 03:44:55 PM »
#36 - Contact the seller (specially the Forum sponsors) before complaining about their bad customer service on the Forum.
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2016, 04:10:57 PM »
Quote from: jd163 on May 17, 2016, 03:44:55 PM
#36 - Contact the seller (specially the Forum sponsors) before complaining about their bad customer service on the Forum.
this should be #1 :)
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2016, 04:25:22 PM »
#37 All bats must pick up several ounces light than they actually weigh.
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2016, 05:06:30 PM »
#38 Bats must be weighed on a digital scale of a reputable brand and weight must be displayed in pounds and oz (Not grams or any other arcane measure)
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2016, 05:07:32 PM »


Tired of all " It got 45mm edge, 70mm spine, No concaving and only weighs 2-6 lbs".
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2016, 05:25:15 PM »
#39 a pro bat is only a pro bat if it's owned by a gullible CBFer pro
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #39 on: May 17, 2016, 06:10:26 PM »
#40 no more stupid videos about the Awkward Aussie or Yorkshireman or your be banned from posting till you lean the error of your ways 🙈🙈🙈
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #40 on: May 17, 2016, 07:58:03 PM »
#41 until you have experienced such sellers remorse that you have to buy back an item you previously sold you are only an amateur member.

#42 no one on here has ever put an absolute plank up for sale, they are always just the wrong weight or don't feel quite right, or just one too many bats.

#43 you net bat is actually better than your match bat but you won't use it in a game as the grains aren't that great.
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #41 on: May 17, 2016, 09:19:48 PM »
#44 Sales margins on cricket equipment from retailers must be at least 80%
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #42 on: May 19, 2016, 03:38:40 AM »
not related to any other latest incident #45 Customer is king, treat them well regardless what! :D
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #43 on: May 19, 2016, 06:25:44 AM »
#46 read the post before you blow a gasket
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Re: Forum Golden Rules :-)
« Reply #44 on: May 19, 2016, 07:33:31 AM »
#47 don't be a moron and jump on a bandwagon to seem cool and down with the kids
#48 don't think you are hard by insulting someone behind the protection of a screen
#use what little grey matter is left and think "would I say this to the persons face" if not don't post it
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