Hohoho this did make me chuckle! Hope you don't mind if I steal it to add to my repertoire of cricket related put downs.
The sad part about it is I'm almost 100% certain he thinks he's an onion.
You're very welcome to use it, but I've paraphrased it from Jeremy Clarkson, so all plaudits must got to JC, if he's reading of course...
Getting back on topic, YJB going well again, is there anything he can't do? Apart from Sudoku, obviously.