Topic: Ways in which Bats are better than women......... (Read 7282 times)

petehosk · « **on:** January 21, 2010, 03:49:08 PM »

Ok chaps... a bit of fun.
Someone compared a bat to a woman when grading is concerned, and came out with a few classic comparisons! And thought it would be funny to continue on a similar theme!
So I'll start with 5 ways in which a bat is different from a woman and let anyone else add some!

1. You can share your bat with your mates!
2. You can rub oil into your bat without your bat complaining that you're making a mess!
3. You can take 3 or 4 bats out at the same time!
4. You get to choose how your bat is dressed (stickers, grips, etc)
5. You can talk about how good your first ever bat was without your other bats getting jealous!

Tom · « **Reply #1 on:** January 21, 2010, 03:50:11 PM »

Just need a company to invent a bat that does the washing up and cooking, then we're sorted.

petehosk · « **Reply #2 on:** January 21, 2010, 03:54:45 PM »

6. The more you hit the bat with a mallet, then better the bat plays!

Mr Cricket · « **Reply #3 on:** January 21, 2010, 03:54:57 PM »

you said it tom. mongooses next invention!

petehosk · « **Reply #4 on:** January 21, 2010, 03:56:19 PM »

7. You can dump a bat (in the cupboard) for a couple of years, and come back and play with it anytime you want!

Mr Cricket · « **Reply #5 on:** January 21, 2010, 03:58:56 PM »

petehosk/josef fritzl who would know the difference?

petehosk · « **Reply #6 on:** January 21, 2010, 04:04:29 PM »

Good point! He shut his daughter away for over 20 years in a cupboard!!

Buzz · « **Reply #7 on:** January 21, 2010, 04:04:55 PM »

Quote from: petehosk on January 21, 2010, 03:56:19 PM

7. You can dump a bat (in the cupboard) for a couple of years, and come back and play with it anytime you want!

8. using a plastic cover wont hinder performance

petehosk · « **Reply #8 on:** January 21, 2010, 04:08:24 PM »

Nice one Buzz!

9. A bat doesn't ask you if it looks big in its cover!
10. The heavier and more meat on the bat, the more your mates lust over it!

cd0070 · « **Reply #9 on:** January 21, 2010, 04:11:56 PM »

11. you only have to keep the bat in its prime performance..
12. BATS DON'T TALK..

petehosk · « **Reply #10 on:** January 21, 2010, 04:14:57 PM »

13. Bats don't insist on watching EastEnders when you're watching cricket on TV!

Buzz · « **Reply #11 on:** January 21, 2010, 04:30:09 PM »

14. a bat wont take up room in the bed
15. even a �200 bat is cheap in comparison to a woman
16. Bats don't need handbags or shoes

problem is that bats don't look that great in a little black dress...

Black Cat Cricket · « **Reply #12 on:** January 21, 2010, 04:31:10 PM »

17. With bats, it's not just about how it looks...

Mr Cricket · « **Reply #13 on:** January 21, 2010, 04:31:59 PM »

my bat never complains or tries to escape when i make love to it

Buzz · « **Reply #14 on:** January 21, 2010, 04:33:07 PM »

19. having a bat with a big back(side) is a good thing

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