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Re: "Wifey" is about to launch
« Reply #75 on: February 09, 2017, 04:45:15 PM »

George,

Can you bring out a secondary more youthful, voluptuous offering too. "The mistress". For when the wife gives up.
Best regards
She doesn't understand, she just loves balls hitting her face...
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Re: "Wifey" is about to launch
« Reply #76 on: February 09, 2017, 04:55:08 PM »

How about a T20 range called the side-bitch?

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Re: "Wifey" is about to launch
« Reply #77 on: February 09, 2017, 05:30:51 PM »

I can't believe that the willow hasn't been mentioned yet, there's 2 bloody pin knots on it, disgraceful  :D

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Re: "Wifey" is about to launch
« Reply #78 on: February 09, 2017, 08:07:08 PM »

That.

And, what I said earlier.

Stretton does these childish experiments and expects some market miracle. His products are pretty late to the market and overpriced too. George, why don't you focus on improving your time-to-market and pricing rather than these cheap stunts?

@InternalTraining childish stunt and your other comments about George and his company are bang out of order mate. I don't see how you can criticise his brand or products when they are worn by a large of amount of pro's and international players in terms of his main thigh protection angle. If this isn't a huge hit or his pads are not a huge hit the fact is the guy brought a product to market and cornered it at pro level. Chill out mate unless everything you have done in life has been perfect and worked out in every way.
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Re: "Wifey" is about to launch
« Reply #79 on: February 09, 2017, 08:45:19 PM »

The wife bought me this picture around 5 years ago http://vandalart.co.uk/vandal_vault.asp

It has hung on the wall in full view since

Not once has anyone commented in a negative way and she has our house like a community centre!
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Re: "Wifey" is about to launch
« Reply #80 on: February 09, 2017, 09:04:43 PM »

The wife bought me this picture around 5 years ago http://vandalart.co.uk/vandal_vault.asp

It has hung on the wall in full view since

Not once has anyone commented in a negative way and she has our house like a community centre!


"Dammit! I've accidentally worn my Ass-less shorts... again."
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Re: "Wifey" is about to launch
« Reply #81 on: February 09, 2017, 09:08:10 PM »

How about a T20 range called the side-bitch?

^ this made my day  :D
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Re: "Wifey" is about to launch
« Reply #82 on: February 10, 2017, 01:35:31 PM »

If you had her on the front and the old Vulcan Hercules stickers on the back, you would have a balanced his and hers bat.

My wife thought it was a bit sad!!
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Re: "Wifey" is about to launch
« Reply #83 on: February 10, 2017, 01:50:22 PM »

Stretton does these childish experiments and expects some market miracle. His products are pretty late to the market and overpriced too. George, why don't you focus on improving your time-to-market and pricing rather than these cheap stunts?

Yawn. It's called being entrepreneurial and having an imagination - without people like George we wouldn't have half the technological advancements we have nowadays!!

Check out the Headkayse invention he's been working on, it's genuinely brilliant and proves what I've said above (and 100% takes priority over anything cricket related!!!)
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Re: "Wifey" is about to launch
« Reply #84 on: February 10, 2017, 02:23:45 PM »

Yawn. It's called being entrepreneurial and having an imagination - without people like George we wouldn't have half the technological advancements we have nowadays!!

Check out the Headkayse invention he's been working on, it's genuinely brilliant and proves what I've said above (and 100% takes priority over anything cricket related!!!)

I think it's fair enough to distinguish between SF's genuinely functional and technology advancing products (good) and this rather tacky and lacking in class bat (bad).
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Re: "Wifey" is about to launch
« Reply #85 on: February 12, 2017, 04:01:06 AM »

George,

Can you bring out a secondary more youthful, voluptuous offering too. "The mistress". For when the wife gives up.
Best regards

lol  :D
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Re: "Wifey" is about to launch
« Reply #86 on: February 12, 2017, 04:55:11 AM »

Have people forgotten how to AGREE TO DISAGREE ??

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Re: "Wifey" is about to launch
« Reply #87 on: February 12, 2017, 04:57:22 AM »

Surprised nobody has suggested a "make sure your handle has a rubber on" quote yet for the lady
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Re: "Wifey" is about to launch
« Reply #88 on: February 12, 2017, 07:33:17 AM »

I dont find the image offensive. But it hasn't been integrated into a design that looks like it belongs on a bat. Just sort of plonked on. Credit for trying something different though.
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Re: "Wifey" is about to launch
« Reply #89 on: February 12, 2017, 10:40:37 AM »

Not my cup of tea.
The resulting "banter" probably gives you all the feedback u need.
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