NO THOMAS!!!!The speaky-phone is a poisonous implement to anyone under the age of 30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Really? I'm a semaphore man myself.
Surely you'll just send a footman on a horse?
I'm 30, and still prefer a fax over a phonecall
Fax still exists? Does @Batbuddy99 and @tom line know what one of these is?