Unless you were friends with a certain bat maker or were a test player who some of these were made for of course... Including one that was meant to end up in Perth for DW but somehow made its way to The Eastern State before he came to collect.
Well, all that sounds extremely self-congratulatory and good for you if that gives you your jollies. But so far, I haven't found one of the Australian posters to have helped with procurement of one single Kranzie bat. You guys are pretty selfish and useless!
Keep patting yourself on each others' behinds.