How not to Match Fix 101
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rickjames

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How not to Match Fix 101
« on: January 31, 2018, 09:14:48 AM »
If you can watch this without laughing, I'll buy you a cookie. Suffice to say the ICC are now getting involved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xAHi48H4mI

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Re: How not to Match Fix 101
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2018, 09:26:43 AM »
That's brilliant
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Re: How not to Match Fix 101
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2018, 10:18:49 AM »
I didn't laugh, it was a bit too close to home as that's what our end of season beer match looks like... :-[
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Re: How not to Match Fix 101
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2018, 10:20:27 AM »
That  is  stunning!!!   

I think the bloke batting in his tracksuit and the last run out where the bloke doesn't even break into an amble are high points!!!


What crassness is being brought into this great game?
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Re: How not to Match Fix 101
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2018, 10:24:27 AM »
The keeper needs a special award...
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Re: How not to Match Fix 101
« Reply #5 on: January 31, 2018, 10:27:35 AM »
The first wicket is my favourite. Literally can’t stop laughing at him stopping dead in the middle of the pitch 😂
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Re: How not to Match Fix 101
« Reply #6 on: January 31, 2018, 02:04:02 PM »
Ah, the humour to be found when one syndicate has bought each team and both want to lose!
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Re: How not to Match Fix 101
« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2018, 02:22:58 PM »
A little development on the mad match fixing footage. Salman Butt (yes him) has revealed he was part of the tournament, but 'left early'.
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Re: How not to Match Fix 101
« Reply #8 on: January 31, 2018, 02:45:09 PM »
my favourite is the guy who comes down the track then just walks off without even attempting a shot!
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Re: How not to Match Fix 101
« Reply #9 on: January 31, 2018, 03:46:08 PM »
Quote from: Alvaro on January 31, 2018, 02:22:58 PM
A little development on the mad match fixing footage. Salman Butt (yes him) has revealed he was part of the tournament, but 'left early'.

Just after he'd been to the bookies?
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Re: How not to Match Fix 101
« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2018, 03:56:41 PM »
Look how fat some of them are!! The bats they are using have old/antique shapes. Does WWE own that tournament? Who owns the team wearing green shirts?
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Re: How not to Match Fix 101
« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2018, 04:01:15 PM »
Quote from: InternalTraining on January 31, 2018, 03:56:41 PM
Look how fat some of them are!! The bats they are using have old/antique shapes. Does WWE own that tournament? Who owns the team wearing green shirts?

You have clearly not seen many English league fixtures :)
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Re: How not to Match Fix 101
« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2018, 04:02:49 PM »
Quote from: FattusCattus on January 31, 2018, 04:01:15 PM
You have clearly not seen many English league fixtures :)

I thought they were all quite athletic looking...
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Re: How not to Match Fix 101
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2018, 04:10:05 PM »
The blue team is tennis-ball cricket team that's been recruited (against their will) to  play "hard" ball cricket. :D

This is kabuki. Amateur clubbies play better cricket than these guys.
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