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Watsontotty

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Re: My Latest Bat
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2010, 11:08:43 AM »
I will take it off you from free and you pay the p&p now theres an offer Pete.
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Re: My Latest Bat
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2010, 11:10:11 AM »
mmmmm im perky and i havent even stroked it, just licked the screen of my computer  :D 8) ???

i can offer 4 paracetemol tablets, one coaster, 2 african land snails (value £1 each) and a watford mousemat, you can pay p&p for the bat and my items. deal?
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Re: My Latest Bat
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2010, 11:11:07 AM »
i will knock it in for you for free and use it a few games can not be any better than that
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Re: My Latest Bat
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2010, 11:14:12 AM »
Well you would need it longer than a few games the way you bat bud, reckon you would take a season to knock that in.
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Re: My Latest Bat
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2010, 11:15:44 AM »
I would pay for postage the bat and can give it to my 8 month old son to knock in for you it you want, he seems pretty adept with a (plastic) mallet, so I am sure would do a great job.

On the down side, he has very sharp teeth and has chewed through the grip on his bat (all 8 month olds should have a bat) and has started on the handle so you may need a new grip if you ever got it back... not to mention the damage if he ever got hold of the blade.

It is a good job he hasn't started crawling into the garage yet to eat my cricket equipment (yet)
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Re: My Latest Bat
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2010, 11:19:20 AM »
Quote from: Watsontotty on August 10, 2010, 11:14:12 AM
Well you would need it longer than a few games the way you bat bud, reckon you would take a season to knock that in.

what what love it rich scoring runs is the game boycott style is my name
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Re: My Latest Bat
« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2010, 11:21:06 AM »
Great offers fellas....all very tempting and tough to choose between them!  :-[
One of my dogs licked the bat this morning and started humping the sofa. I kicked the dog out and he was last spotted on a pedalo heading up the river Thames!...so there's obviously some magic potion in Freddies bat!
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Re: My Latest Bat
« Reply #22 on: August 10, 2010, 11:28:35 AM »
Not seen Fred humping may dogs to be fair lol perhaps its still fresh with his odour.
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Re: My Latest Bat
« Reply #23 on: August 10, 2010, 11:41:37 AM »
Surely it can only be fair to let everyone bask in the glory and splendor of this wand
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Re: My Latest Bat
« Reply #24 on: August 10, 2010, 11:44:43 AM »
some chap on csf could use his patented 'knock it in with a rock' technique for you?
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Re: My Latest Bat
« Reply #25 on: August 10, 2010, 11:48:01 AM »
alvvaro what is this
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Re: My Latest Bat
« Reply #26 on: August 10, 2010, 11:49:10 AM »
LOL alvaro you legend
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Re: My Latest Bat
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Re: My Latest Bat
« Reply #28 on: August 10, 2010, 11:54:49 AM »
i was really bored so i decided to take the piss a little......probably makes me as bad as him at the end of the day. Anyway - should anyone want to save time, go out to your backyard, pick up a stone, hit it against your bat and hey presto - bat is knocked in!!!
You can use hard objects to knock a bat in (coopers hammer or lignum vitae) but these have to be used very carefully otherwise you could completely mess up a bat, i just didnt want forum members to take up his idea and start smashing rocks against bats!!!
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Re: My Latest Bat
« Reply #29 on: August 10, 2010, 11:55:28 AM »
Anyway - how does one acquire such a bat mr.hosk.......contacts or large bank balances? Or both :D
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