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[norbs]

Ah the big smoke where the lights are bright and the cider is scarce! sounds like a good plan mate be rude not to have a gathering the night before to swat up on sales pitches such as "look at the girth on eeee mind!" which will be my west county chat for selling a bat as well as hittin people over the head with one when they have a helmet on!

you wont find those techniques in the sales bible!

They've asked me to present my soon to be released papers

"How Cider has influenced the Dynamics of Cricket Bat Making"

and

"Why a 50 pence should be used as a standard edge measurement for a Cricket Bat"

[roco]

Pioneering theories those Norbs

[Ayrtek Cricket]

blinding mate will u have a graduation ceremony with a batman robe and square hat? these are the kind of papers that need writing and are of interest not molecular make-up of a one celled micro-organism

Not sure they do shows for the public to go and look at the new gear as it would surely be better to get you to visit your local sports shop in order to do so and generate them some business in the process in the hope that you might buy something??

[norbs]

Pioneering theories those Norbs

At "Norbs Bat" our motto is "Unus pes in furtum quod unus pes in talea"

---- "One foot in the furture and one foot in the bar"

[roco]

Bit intellectual for me but it's an idea I can certainally get behind

[hicko]

ok does anyone know where the nearest cricket manafucturing factorys are to oxford don't mind traveling a bit, nothing to far though.

[procricket]

Chase at dummer ain't that far


Norbs owns/makes saf bats near oxford

[hicko]

cheers procricket i did'nt know it norbs was behind saf, that would be the best option and he lives 10 mins at the most away from me, i found out today

[FattusCattus]

I belive there is one at Twickenham in October as well that I'm meant to be going too?!?

Ahem - as I stand astride Twickenham like a sign-making colossus, I think you will be needing an assistant for that day.

Think of all the free marketing signage you could bag for the show by 'employing' me for the day!!

[Ayrtek Cricket]

Good thinking fatman! Will get the cogs into motion and find out exactly what the crack is and sort something out in good time

[FattusCattus]

This is fitting. we can round a solid day's trading off with a superb curry and several ciders in Twickenham (wearing your helmets of course!)

[Ayrtek Cricket]

Safety 1st.... safety always especially when pickled on cider! The dangers of passing out and injuring urself safely removed....drinking through the grill with a straw cud be potentially tricky!

[FattusCattus]

Not a problem - you are on my 'turf' and I will look after you. Anyway, no-one needs a damaged helmet on a night out!"