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Title: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: petehosk on November 18, 2011, 05:26:38 PM
After a very good post from Buzz, I thought that I'd start a new topic to list excuses for that 'unexpected' bat-shaped box arriving at home!
You know the scenario! You're at work and after promising the missus a week before that you would wouldn't order any more bats, you suddenly remember that you did order a bat and look at the tracking reference! To your horror you see that it has arrived that day at your house and has just been signed for by the wife!
Ooooops! No warm welcome for you when you get home!
But what excuse can you offer to get yourself back on the right side of your loved one?

1. It's a refurb I sent to the bat maker as he offered to clean it up for free
2. It was too heavy so I sent it off to get an ounce or 2 shaved off!
3. At last, the replacement bat arrived for the bat I broke in the nets
4. I see John's bat arrived! I had to order it for him and have it sent here as he doesn't have Paypal!
5. It's one of my bats which needed a re-handle as it was lose!
6. I sent 2 bats to sell 1 of them, as he couldn't decide which one to buy - this is the bat he decided not to buy!


Will leave this open for other excuses - feel free to add some as we all need some good excuses from time to time!
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: tim2000s on November 18, 2011, 05:28:21 PM
I ordered it before the season started and it's only just arrived as the batmaker was so busy.
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: Cover_Drive on November 18, 2011, 05:36:27 PM
For me it is my mother who I have explain.

I have used number 4 excuse few times whereas the other ones don't work for me as I'm in Canada.

So sometimes I just say I got this for very very cheap as sale was going on etc or I would say I got this from manufacture to review it lol and sometimes I have gotten stuff shipped at my friends house who would bring to practice and I would hide in my bag.

Lately I have been telling her how I wanted it sold few for it etc
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: 97notout on November 18, 2011, 05:37:50 PM
I have a friend who has just taken up playing cricket and all the new kit is for him. I take it to work to pass it on to him and then bring it home a week or so later when she's out. I'm sure she'll catch on when the season starts or my garage fills up.  ;)
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: ppccopener on November 18, 2011, 05:38:14 PM
it's G1+++++++Canadian willow and the ship that brought it across the Atlantic sank in 2009 and it's just been salvaged from the ocean remarkably in tact but a year after I ordered it....
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: shaqharris on November 18, 2011, 05:39:31 PM
I order them and make sure my wife to be is at work  and I'm not sly bugger lol , would be devastated if she ever opened the cupboard under the stairs
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: Colesy on November 18, 2011, 05:41:44 PM
I won it in a raffle.
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Post by: jamferg on November 18, 2011, 05:41:56 PM
 The bat arrive ok then Pete?  :( :-[
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: Ayrtek Cricket on November 18, 2011, 05:43:33 PM
1.I'm the man of the house....now enjoy my wood!

2. Do I complain about how many pairs of shoes you have?

3. It's my job to ensure I look at the current market and keep us in touch with current trends.

4. It's my money...your ring cost more than my car So I'm comparison this is cheap.

5. Roco has sent it to tempt me into buying it

Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: Simmy on November 18, 2011, 05:45:48 PM
hahah this is awsome thread lol

i didnt tell my dad i got that oblivion from SD. so when i got home i said have i got any post he said no lol

went to front door and there was a note stuck in letter box

"parcel round back"

i was like right dad am off back out now

plan was to put it in car and unbox it etc and he will never know.

well got round to back of house only to find box as big as a fridge!!!!

so am trying to open this box and flat pack it with out my dad seeing etc!

result i did it! into the car it went he was none the wiser. only problem is i took paper work inside that night and left it on table and he saw it lol

all my hardwork for nothing haha
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: peplow on November 18, 2011, 05:46:56 PM
2. Do I complain about how many pairs of shoes you have?

Thats a winner...
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: tim2000s on November 18, 2011, 05:50:56 PM
hahah this is awsome thread lol

i didnt tell my dad i got that oblivion from SD. so when i got home i said have i got any post he said no lol

went to front door and there was a note stuck in letter box

"parcel round back"

i was like right dad am off back out now

plan was to put it in car and unbox it etc and he will never know.

well got round to back of house only to find box as big as a fridge!!!!

so am trying to open this box and flat pack it with out my dad seeing etc!

result i did it! into the car it went he was none the wiser. only problem is i took paper work inside that night and left it on table and he saw it lol

all my hardwork for nothing haha
Sports Direct don't do sneaky delivery... They just pack in any box they can and you get some really odd looks... Especially when a giant box arrives at work!
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: Buzz on November 18, 2011, 05:56:06 PM
it is for one of the guys I coach, they don't want their wife to know...
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: Liam-SCCC on November 18, 2011, 06:14:32 PM
I can hide it alright for a while and then if my mum sees it I say I got in on the cheap to sell on for a profit
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: Blazer on November 18, 2011, 06:14:43 PM
I don't drink, smoke, gamble or take drugs, It's only another bat !!
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: Six Sixes Cricket on November 18, 2011, 06:31:46 PM
Great thread so far, keep them coming as I need to take pictures of mine, and i need a excuse. Only I told the mrs I was getting a replacement bat for the "one that broke". Hook line and sinker on that one but I ordered another bat after seeing canners ultra.
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: roco on November 18, 2011, 06:38:26 PM
Blaming me Tom how low

1.ayrtek has sent it me to try
2.its a trade off Pete so not cost anything
3.its for a mate (who she has not met)
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: Tumo on November 18, 2011, 06:40:05 PM
I had money burning a hole in my pocket, and I'd rather buy a new bat than have to buy new trousers because of said burning hole?

In hindsight, using an anecdote like that probably won't work... But you could say you've worked hard for it, deserve a treat, etc?
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: Ayrtek Cricket on November 18, 2011, 06:40:22 PM
Like it isn't true.....!

Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: roco on November 18, 2011, 06:48:56 PM
True both ways though I'd hate for our partners to meet as we could be in a lot lot trouble
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: FattusCattus on November 18, 2011, 08:19:14 PM
it is for one of the guys I coach, they don't want their wife to know...

It is for the bloke who coaches me, he doesn't want his wife to know...
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: Howzat on November 18, 2011, 08:20:54 PM
hahah this is awsome thread lol

i didnt tell my dad i got that oblivion from SD. so when i got home i said have i got any post he said no lol

went to front door and there was a note stuck in letter box

"parcel round back"

i was like right dad am off back out now

plan was to put it in car and unbox it etc and he will never know.

well got round to back of house only to find box as big as a fridge!!!!

so am trying to open this box and flat pack it with out my dad seeing etc!

result i did it! into the car it went he was none the wiser. only problem is i took paper work inside that night and left it on table and he saw it lol

all my hardwork for nothing haha
How old are you lol?!
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: Six Sixes Cricket on November 18, 2011, 08:34:14 PM
Expect he hasn't paid his dad his keep!
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: 97notout on November 20, 2011, 04:48:07 PM
'Darling, I'm so good, I'm sponsored'
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: Simmy on November 20, 2011, 04:54:20 PM
How old are you lol?!
older than you!

it just saves arguments! should of herd him when i braught bmw home

"WTF is that!"
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: Canners on November 20, 2011, 04:55:31 PM
it is for one of the guys I coach, they don't want their wife to know...

I think I will be getting all my bats sent to your address now as that seems like a believable one :)
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: Howzat on November 20, 2011, 05:02:55 PM
My gf is confused how I manage to "win" so many cricket bats and pads and gloves
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: MD2812 on November 20, 2011, 05:19:43 PM
I go round the aesthetics/practicality of a cricket bat.

"I needed one with a higher middle"

I needed one for wet weather with a low middle.

I need one for when my one with (see above excuse) is away at repair.
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: richthekeeper on November 20, 2011, 05:32:53 PM
get all my gear delivered to work ;)
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: ianbuchanan on November 20, 2011, 09:10:07 PM
Blagged to mother last year when I walked in with a brand new bat that it is the same one just refurbed....... and 6 ounces heavier!
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: sloggerroz on November 21, 2011, 05:27:56 PM
Darling, its to keep under the bed to protect us against burgerlars and the sports shop had sold out of baseball bats.
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: Colesy on November 21, 2011, 11:56:26 PM
My gf is confused how I manage to "win" so many cricket bats and pads and gloves

there will be a point where you have so much stuff you can't use this any more :P
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: 19reading87 on November 28, 2011, 09:53:53 PM
I'm about to use the excuse " yer the forum had a raffle with lots of prizes, can't believe I got this for £2" ;) ;)
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: JamesC on December 06, 2011, 02:43:15 PM
I usually say, 'to be honest love after what you spent getting your hair done last time, i dont think its too unreasonable'. She will then say,' but will it make you any better'? to which i then tell her [well yes of course it will, just like your hair makes you look more beautiful]
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: Number4 on December 10, 2011, 11:33:49 PM
Ahhh finally the cocaine arrived in the shape of a bat to fool customs
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: Ayrtek Cricket on December 11, 2011, 12:42:57 AM
I usually say, 'to be honest love after what you spent getting your hair done last time, i dont think its too unreasonable'. She will then say,' but will it make you any better'? to which i then tell her [well yes of course it will, just like your hair makes you look more beautiful]

So your now single then ???
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: Number4 on December 11, 2011, 01:02:45 AM
So your now single then ???

He is obviously inexperienced with women Tom lol
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: Ayrtek Cricket on December 11, 2011, 01:05:28 AM
Well I'm no Casanova rest assured but I'm a trier that's for sure...,

As it involves work getting away with a new bat isn't too difficult but as I always pay for any new wand out of my own pocket it takes some selecting
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: Number4 on December 11, 2011, 01:10:34 AM
There is only one secret every man needs to know and I will let everyone in on it seeing as I don't think there are any women on here.... Tell them what they want to hear... Thats all any man needs to know.

e.g Gee babe your look beautiful today, No your (No Swearing Please) doesn't look big in them jeans at all, You look much healthier carrying that little extra weight.
Title: Re: Excuses for a new bat arriving at home!!
Post by: jw17 on December 11, 2011, 11:35:41 AM
I would never say carrying a little bit of weight to a girl ever!
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Post by: thecord on December 11, 2011, 11:55:44 AM
Unless I was looking for a slap!
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Post by: Number4 on December 11, 2011, 11:59:38 AM
It was a carry over from the " (No Swearing Please) look big in these jeans" lol