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[FattusCattus]

Can I clean these dimpled-ball marks off?  would alcohol or nail-varnish remover damage the wood in any way?

[Canners]

if your saying the bat hasnt got a scuff sheet you could just lightly sand them off?

if it has got a scuff sheet, try a slightly damp cloth and put in some elbow greese

[Buzz]

fattus, get the sand paper out big man, you will need some in your bag at all times now you are a proper batsman.

given that you now only hit the ball in the middle of the bat, it shouldn't take too long...!

[FattusCattus]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You wait until the Batoff - I'm gonna give it some licks man!!!! (in a very sensible stylee of course)

[Manormanic]

eeek!!!  This does not sound good!

[petehosk]

We'll definitely be filming you giving it some licks.....looking forward to that in a totally straight sort of way!

[FattusCattus]

Niiiiiiiiiice Pete - can rely on you to lower my normally sensible tone!

[Buzz]

what... another batoff?

[FattusCattus]

Yeah - you're invited, only if you bring some posh snacks!

[petehosk]

Buzz rarely comes to the batoff for long - always Far too busy with work!
Work should surely come further down the list below cricket buzz 

Posh snacks sound very good!

[Ayrtek Cricket]

Still waiting for my invite must be lost in the xmas post

Sand them off mate but get a face guard on as it will keep it protected better and make life easier in the long run

[Canners]

Still waiting for my invite must be lost in the xmas post

Sand them off mate but get a face guard on as it will keep it protected better and make life easier in the long run

Tommy boy your always invited to these high flying events

[Ayrtek Cricket]

Let me know where and when and will see if i can put in an appearance!

[johan95]

Canners, will a blank bat be tested at the batoff?