This reminds me of a match about 10 years ago where we were at home. The guy nominated to do the tea did some usual fare - ham sarnies, sausage rolls, pepperoni pizza, beefy pasta - all well and good until we told him the oppo were vegetarians and the only non-meat options were tea and orange squash. He hastily ran home to knock up something and came back with the only vegetarian items he could find. The visitors weren't impressed with his pickled onion and tomato sauce sarnies.