They've just said he's out of the series......
Could this be a reason to give someone else a go in this series? No disrespect intended but if England are going to experiment, New Zealand are probably the side to do it against, especially with the current schedule.
suppose it depends how far up his bum his thumb was when he slipped and landed on it
Would it be Borthwick?
Could be. I'll leave that musing to someone more familiar with County Cricket. I don't watch much County Cricket I'm ashamed to say so don't know it too well or it's up and coming players.
I cant take anyone seriously as a cricketer with the same name as a character after whom a tv series was named in the eighties... Danny Briggs? Are you sure that's not just a stage name?