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Re: Brand Catch Phrases
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2014, 08:40:42 AM »

Salix; Over charging since 1990
        XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
        XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
        XXXXXXXXXXX
        Made by Gods

Hits Hard; Mutton dressed as lamb
              XXXXXXXXX

(the above items have been redacted due to a minority who take huge offence to negative comments about the aforementioned brands, and after all, the minority who shouts loudest will win)

Aldred; Tradition re-born

H4L; Feel young

GN/GM; (wake me up when something happens)

B3; Tradition re-written

Woodstock; Honest!

Kook; HoHoHo

M&H; Banger Boom.
        Got wood?

and for those who can't bear to have a bad word said about Salix, here are some I made earlier;

Salix; Touched by Gods
        Worth every penny
        Guaranteed runs
        You'll be the talk of the town

HH; Wow!
      Can't believe it's a G3
      Made by a genius.

I really do hope these don't offend anyone as it seems my posting a few of my normal thoughts on a couple of brands has caused a few people to cough on their cornflakes.
« Last Edit: July 29, 2014, 04:30:16 PM by fasteddie »
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Re: Brand Catch Phrases
« Reply #16 on: July 29, 2014, 10:16:57 AM »

I don't really want to get in an argument with anyone, but fasteddie, your posts where you keep putting crap in brackets claiming to be sensored is getting old. Just enjoy the forum or leave it be mate, there are loads of people who enjoy being on here, me included, as it's an escape from reality and all the negativity of the world, and I get to read and talk cricket all day. If you have a beef fair enough but we don't need to know about it in all your posts.

Don't mean to offend anyone with this.

Anywho back to the original topic :)
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Re: Brand Catch Phrases
« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2014, 10:29:14 AM »

He thinks Salix and HH are a waste of money, he thinks GN/GM are boring .....nothing wrong with that ..... Doesn't need deleting in my opinion
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Re: Brand Catch Phrases
« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2014, 10:34:21 AM »

Never asked for anything to be deleted at all. Just the last half dozen posts from him have carried on about being censored. Point taken by now :)
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Re: Brand Catch Phrases
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2014, 10:36:49 AM »

His post from yesterday was deleted
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Re: Brand Catch Phrases
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2014, 10:42:22 AM »

Horse, dead and flogging are words that spring to mind when Fasteddie bangs on again about Salix. We all know his views its just that they are getting a bit stale - move on!
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Re: Brand Catch Phrases
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2014, 10:43:24 AM »

His post from yesterday was deleted
yes - because it was deliberately argumentative and when the argument came that was deleted to.

We acted harshly and swiftly because dealing with arguments is a pain in the backside and stopping them happen is usually easier.

If anyone thinks this was the wrong approach, please feel free to drop me a line to discuss.

please can this topic return to its subject... thanks
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Re: Brand Catch Phrases
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2014, 12:38:33 PM »

Well.... There goes another fun thread down the gurgler.

"Insert Brand Here" - The wood you stroke when you don't have wood!!!
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Dan W

Re: Brand Catch Phrases
« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2014, 01:02:04 PM »

"As used by Sachin Tendulkar" (every single brand ever!)  :D
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Re: Brand Catch Phrases
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2014, 08:20:38 PM »

yes - because it was deliberately argumentative and when the argument came that was deleted to.

We acted harshly and swiftly because dealing with arguments is a pain in the backside and stopping them happen is usually easier.

If anyone thinks this was the wrong approach, please feel free to drop me a line to discuss.

please can this topic return to its subject... thanks

I wondered where the post went. I thought Fasteddie had second thoughts and the common sense to delete it himself. We get it mate, it is time to move on.

To get back on track and try and be as witty as the rest of you, the best I can do is....

Warsop - New and improved!!!! No not really. We still do the same thing which is make more than decent bats for a more than decent price which is more than good enough for us mortals. It's just we don't shout about it.
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Re: Brand Catch Phrases
« Reply #25 on: July 30, 2014, 07:41:26 AM »

Lekka - clearing all boundaries (of lies, deceit and poor customer service)
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