Salix; Over charging since 1990
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Made by Gods
Hits Hard; Mutton dressed as lamb
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(the above items have been redacted due to a minority who take huge offence to negative comments about the aforementioned brands, and after all, the minority who shouts loudest will win)
Aldred; Tradition re-born
H4L; Feel young
GN/GM; (wake me up when something happens)
B3; Tradition re-written
Woodstock; Honest!
Kook; HoHoHo
M&H; Banger Boom.
Got wood?
and for those who can't bear to have a bad word said about Salix, here are some I made earlier;
Salix; Touched by Gods
Worth every penny
Guaranteed runs
You'll be the talk of the town
HH; Wow!
Can't believe it's a G3
Made by a genius.
I really do hope these don't offend anyone as it seems my posting a few of my normal thoughts on a couple of brands has caused a few people to cough on their cornflakes.