Haha no I agree with much more of your posts than you probably expect mate That's a genuinely unusual one though, fines are always so focused on drink/food that you don't think of kit as a possibility. Can imagine everyone feeling dead chuffed getting their stash and feeling like the fines were well worth it.
They do, people love it because they have the 'fun' of dining each other for anything (max £3 on any day), then at the start of next season people get what feels like 'free' stash. Idea originally came up when I was thinking of ways to get people to buy club whites/kit to 'look' the same etc
2/3rd teams now join in becUse they enjoy being part of it. Plus, we always do it at oopppos bar which means everyone stays for a drink, usually get Oppos joining in fining us which creates a good atmosphere. We've often as a team been in the Oppos bar longer than all they are!
At home, a few sides stay when they normally don't purely to fine us and hear the random piss take we have