I had a wholly new dispute with the opposition this week - while I was bowling, their skipper was backing up so much down the middle of the wicket that he actually collided with me as I was completing my action! Turned round expecting an apology or similar and was greeted with 'what, I can stand where I want'...! Said nothing, waited till he was facing and knocked him off his feet with a bouncer, incredibly disappointed that he didn't fall on his stumps! Couple more fended off his face and a dropped catch behind later and he poked a slower ball straight up in the air, celebrations were loud. Especially as he gave a no ball for height that was barely above the knee when their no3 got caught, what is wrong with some people.